Not exactly a fit, but there’s a song called To The Club by Spankox that goes:
Monday night, to the club,
Tuesday night, to the club,
Wednesday night, what a headache, but I went, to the club,
Thursday night, to the club,
Friday night, didn’t want to go, then my friend Michelle called me on the phone, so I went to the club
Saturday night, to the club,
Sunday night, to the club.
Sounds to me that it’s likely a remix that sampled parts of various songs to assemble the lyrics. If the final product was never released as a track on an album, that would explain the difficulty finding it.
Ha and I found another french guy on usenet who were looking for it too in 2000. Said he heard it in 1998. Helps me narrowing down the time period a bit I guess.
The lyrics were sung by a male voice btw, very deep.