Cheers! I’ll buy the beer, just to prove I’m not a selfish cheapskate! 
–In France I’m considered a genius.
Damn, SD! A thousand posts in what, two or three months? Are you in a race with SwimmingRiddles?
I’m gald you’re on the board. Definitely one of the posters that make this such a fun place to be.
:Zyada grabs SD and plants a big kiss on him: So, where did you say to put my clothes? Are you sure you want to clutter up the bedroom like that? Hey, pass me a brownie.
I do not merely dance. I bewitch. I seduce. I enchant and I bewilder. Throw money.
(Gee, Wally must have seen me dance!)
Glad, dammit, glad!
Congratulations, SD. In your honor, I will consume 1000 Mililiters of beer.
A kiss from zyada! I’m swooning!
And the bedroom is the least interesting room in my house in which to have no clothes! 
<fires up the hot tub>
Alright, alright, I’ll start my own 1000 post party 
Congrats for reaching 1000
:: 2sense, his reflexes slightly slowed, finally notices that he is being disparaged. ::
Hell no, beatle! I thin that the guvment has too lil democracy!
:: Christi still miffed that 2sense mispronounced her name, and hearing a peep, promptly slays him. ::
:: The party continues unabated::
( As it allways will, as long as you stick around, SingleDad )