Are you a single doper–possibly searching?
If you are then here is your new home.
I am single, here is my picture: http://www.cwcm.net/sdmbmen/men8.html
Post your picture if you desire,
feel free to flirt with other dopers,
talk about yourself…etc…
Anyone to reveal a secret doper crush?
I’m thinking this thread will get more crowded
once the “ladies” page goes up (maybe not).
Most importantly everyone, have fun. 
-Mike
I just posted a link to a pic of myself and my offspring in another thread (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=25156). I’m recently divorced and still bitter, but I think I’ll sit in until I get over it.
–Baloo
PS: Besides, I didn’t want Mike to think he was the only one in this thread. 
I have a crush on psycat90.
OK, I’m here, everyone can relax.
Well, some hag had to be first, I guess it’s me.
I’m single but not looking very hard. Getting ready to get back into the pool after a long dry spell.
Now what??
I was just peeking to see what you single folks do…I am happily married, but I’m not dead!!
Don’t you know…i’m a hag. 
Um… For some reason my invitation never arrived.
C’mon you single dopers, don’t be shy now. I know that Angkins, Demo, Baloo and DragonLady (and Silo too) aren’t the only single dopes here. I know there are quite a few of ya out there. I can think of one person right now who is single–Singledad (name says it all eh). As I recall Techchick is single too, come jump in my thread (no, not my bed :D). Don’t be shy everyone…this isn’t love connection. This is just a portal where you can shoot the sh*t. Shoot!
::Silo waves his hand to welcome::
::new people in the singles club::
Sure enough, there’re some of us singles out here. I’ve been through a few decades of mix and match;…I dunno; maybe I’ll hookup with somebody again. Lots of experience here.
Woof-woof?
Well, yea, I’m single, but I get this little feeling that I’m just a little too young for y’all (you petafiles! No, just kidding…) but hell, if there’re any (early-) teenage dopers out there, just lemme know.
Also, you’re all invited to my 100th post party!
Single = invited
NonSingle = (well you can come in here too ;))
Result: Everyone is welcome.
I am adopting an “open door policy.”
Single here. I think i’ll just go sit down in the corner and try to blend in with the decor. 'scuse me…
Yup, I’m checking in…put me in the chronically single pile.
Won’t that get messy?
Well, I’ll start: I had a “kitchen experiment” turn out pretty good last week. I sauteed some sausages in a frying pan, made milk gravy (with the sausages & drippin’s), then cracked two eggs into the gravy and covered the pan while they “poached”.
I served the whole mess on 12-grain toast. Poor-man’s Eggs Benedict! Not bad.
–Baloo
bump!
I think we should give are age and location single members.
me: 21 M, Va
41 (42 this June)
Male
New Mexico (7 miles west of Texas – it used to be farther but…;))
Single here too
Stay off the board a couple of days and look what you miss!! I’m an old single arrogant doper.
30/m/MN, Maybe later we can sit in a circle and play spin the bottle
Thirty, male and from upstate NY.
Picture unavailable (lucky for you since it usually evokes screams of horror)