But you don’t have to. I know I’m not sticking around for it–been falling asleep at work. But I guess posting 2006 times is some sorta big deal.
Beer and dip in the fridge. Wesson oil in the pantry. Twister game on the floor. Whatever you want to play is by the stereo. Don’t worry about making too much noise; the kids sleep deeply and the guy next door is old and deaf. If you make a mess, don’t worry about it. I’ll hose out my computer later.
Happy 2007, dropzone! 
Now we can trash the house, drink all the booze and rummage through dropzone’s stuff! Woo hoo!
Hey, let’s write “Happy 2K!” in chocolate pudding on the wall! 
DADZONE!!!
2000, eh? You’re getting old.
::trucks in her standard donation of oiled nekkid beautiful people::
Hey, Demo, toss me a beer, will ya?
…and several cases of confetti chads , marked “Florida Fresh” and stamped with the seal of the Secretary of State.
::ducks::
OK, I’m leaving now.
::flees::
Happy 2000 and some, dropzone. What a party animal you are.
Bravo dropzone!
and every one of them a gem of wisdom…or at least some fun.
Hugs!
What’s a party without Xs and Os? hugs and kisses for you, dropzone!!
And watch your ass because I’m catching up quick!
Congrats dropzone
Ummm …since this is only a virtual party, and we really can’t drink all of your booze and trash your house, can we at least have the password to the good files?
hey, DZ, congrats- and many more.
Tigger- can I help you rub that oil in a bit?
Hey, does this make you the 2000-post-old man? I feel so young, knowing you are twice as old as I am. (Or is it merely that I am half the man you are?)
Hope you remembered to invite the nubile young Scandinavian Nikki Cox wannabe churchgoing crowd. Ah yes, her they are now.
So what do we do at a post party? Eat Post Toasties? Discuss etiquette? Listen to theme songs from old TV shows?
Aloha, AudreyK! Haven’t seen much of you lately.
Democritus, have some butterscotch and banana puddings. That will give you more colors.
tiggeril, put that beer down! Wait, as your virtual father, and since this is my virtual house, you can drink it. And, no, I’m not getting old. I was born old.
[/hijack], don’t get those chads on the carpet! Damned pre-punch-card kids don’t know how hard those are to vacuum.
MysterEcks, I always thought I was more of a party killer, not a party animal. But since you meant that sarcastically…
Medea’s Child, yu are too kind. WAY too kind. Perhaps even lying. But it’s nice of you to say that.
Silver Fire, an ass this big is hard NOT to watch, if only in horrified fascination.
VaHermit, I use automobile company names for my passwords. Which narrows it down to roughly 10,000 words. Start typing!
Danielinthewolvesden, have a beer. And keep your hands off my virtual daughter.
Happy Grand, Dinsie! Here, have a barely-legal Swedish girl.
Well, I’ll be leaving before I ruin the party more! As you were.
Good for you.
Oh I shay,
Well done old boy.
Way to go drop, I guess this means you are twice as good as I am ;). Thanks for your post yesterday and I know that anyone who has a recommendation from Scotticher is a fine person. Now where are the nachos…
Keith
walks in shyly
Hey dropzone, you’re… um… cool… and um… congrats…
goes to hide in the corner by herself
<sigh> You’re no fun, DZ. Notices new girl, Laurange hiding in corner- “How are YEW doin?”
::sneaks in, waves at drop, grabs bottle of champagne, sneaks out so she’s not seen at a post party by anyone else::
Daniel, I’m pretty good… but actually not that new! I feel scary, like a stalker… I know most of you guys but no one knows me!
Oh, this is just SICK! A party with a no-show host? Oh, wait, there he is! Sheesh! Where the bloody hell have you been? I went over and over this outfit to please you and you just sorta WANDER in… Get over here and pay the penalty!
Kiss me quick and I’ll be nice.
Kiss me slow and I’ll be mean.
Guess which will be more fun! 