Are the hookers on strike yet?
My wife bought some stuff at Macy’s the other day and asked for a shirtbox. They no longer give them out for free, as it turns out, so they sent her to the wrapping counter for it. Where they told her the box would cost her $20.00.
Twenty dollars. For an empty box. That’s before they wrapped it, by the way.
Are you frappin’ kidding me?
I can tell you that you may rest easy - hookers will never be on strike if I can help it 
Did you really want the apple?
I can think of a time I would pay 5 dollars for a big,ripe, red delicious.
Even the Raman Noodles went up from $1.50 for 12 to 1.89 for 12
Meh, that’s cheap compared to most produce prices here. Everything costs about twice as much as California prices, where I’m from originally.
And the whores or “whores” want — and get — Gucci or Prada.