1. Apologies to the mods for wasting their time 2. Teaching moment: how wide are mod loops?

You were “assigned.” Hmmm.

We were all assigned to our forums. We don’t get to choose, though sometimes we can request a transfer if there’s an opening in a forum we like. We do try to match up moderators to forums that they will do well with, of course, and we don’t force people to moderate forums that they don’t like.

The last mod hired also gets assigned to hamster cage cleaning duty.

For at least 17 years now, I’ve been suggesting an upgrade to capybaras. I’m shocked that has yet to be implemented. :eek:

By whom/Whom? To whom/Whom?

The Gormless one?

ETA:

ecg, it was suggested upthread that Bone should change his appellation from “Newbie.” ISTR you went around sporting that also back in the day.

Is that some sort of “kick me” sign they make the hamster-cage-cleaners wear?

Shhhh! DON’T mention his (eldritch) name! You want to melt all our brains?

Technically now I don’t think we HAVE a newbie. It’s a conundrum. That damn hamster won’t clean himself.