This site (not this site, the one referenced in the OP) should be submitted to SomethingAwful’s “Awful Link of the Day.” I’m sure they’d have quite a field day with this one.
Actually you would probably be charged with manslaughter and the porn star currently set as your wallpaper will be held as an accomplice.
But lets not get into wet dreams, thats a WHOLE other discussion!
Cross sold seperately!
**so very sorry, I had too! Did not mean to offend anyone!**D’oh! Certain sites are banned at my work, this happens to be one of them. I’ll check it out when I go home tomarrow.
Are you absolutely sure this isn’t a joke?
I remember an episode of 60 Minutes (I think. It might have been another show like that) where they featured a man who pulled all sorts of hoaxes and got the media to buy it. This sounds like something like that. Either way its quite amusing.
I hate cats. Off to work!
Come on, it has to be a joke. They publish their frickin’ hate mail. I’ve only ever seen parody sites publish their hate mail.
Pretty damn sure. The people who put this all together (“Craig and Jake”) tour the country for speaking engagements.
If you look at the entire web site of “fireproof ministries”…they seem to be quite serious.
Poor Eddie. 
I think they mean it metaphorically. OTOH, I’m all for some hot choir action. Maybe they mean emotional growth. Which is why they used, ah, an actual dwarf. Um… That’s messed up.
It has to be a joke. But hey, even if they’re serious, it’s still all kinds of funny.
Can we discuss some of their “factoids”?
and
First off what is the Customs Service doing tracking child porn websites? I call bullshit. Then we get to 100,000 out of 280,000 total website are child porn? 1 out of 3? Suuuuuuuuuuuure.
Link please, or perhaps I should say a couple of thousands links please
According to this
site the correct figure is 9.4 million per month which is just under 113 million per year.
Let’s see, Newweek = 4,410,000 per week, Time 5,477,371 again per week for a total of just under 10 million per week. I guess math isn’t these guys strong suit.
These guys are a hoot.
Look at their “save the kittens” t-shirt, they can’t be serious:
No, it’s legit. I remember seeing it at least a year ago. It was a lot less flashy, and didn’t have “edgy” things like the Save the Kitten Campaign. But it was the same site with the same mission. Remember that Christians can be as hip, edgey and funny as anyone else. They don’t all live in wierd fundy coccons. Nobody would be surprised to find this kind of content on an environmentalist website or something. It’s the same kind of thing, just a (vastly) different agenda.
If you read the actual content, it is pretty much the same as all the other anti-porn sites out there. It sounds a bit over-the-top, because it is a pretty wacky belief. But some people really believe this stuff. It’s not just Christians. You’ll find similer rhetoric on feminist anti-porn sites.
And here I thought Soft Cell was just joking:
http://www.letssingit.com/?http//www.letssingit.com/soft-cell-sex-dwarf-wqpvwjz.html
But apparently Eddie will be able to get work in the industry…
Above all - this isn’t a porn site.
It’s an anti-porn site.
Would you call a site set up by satanists encouraging people to kill and eat christians a “Christian site”?
No. So they are WRONG in calling themselves a porn site.
Anyone else really want one of those kitten T-shirts? I do.
I can see them become cult clothing, but for all the wrong reasons. People will wear them as a joke - either to laugh about the kitten thing and/or the xxxchurch thing - without any regard to their True Meaning and Intent.
Oh damn, sign me the fuck up!
You don’t THINK HE DOES!!?
This is what scares me, He actually took the time to think if god kills a kitten every time you masturbate, and he is still undecided on the matter! How crackbrained do you have to be. I also like how he thinks mind control propaganda is non-threatening.
And no, I am almost positive this isn’t a joke. Thier commercial has been running late at night on comedy central (in southern California) for a few weeks now.
Let me end with a few snippets from thier outrageous christianity section…
God help us…
Now that´s what makes me crazy. You see, my respect goes to everybody and their beleifs, but when somebody thinks that his/hers beleifs must be the ones who count and lead the public opinion…
I respect you, but respect me, don´t try to convince me to think the way you do or share your beleifs, you christian dude!
And retaking the kitten thing:
a) I DO want one of those t-shirts (15$? get lost!)
b) If you wander around the MPSIMS, you´ll see that some dopers have already have kittens, so be careful with whatever you do or you´ll find some thread in the pit like “Who was the bstrd who killed my cat?” (by the way, the cat killed, is chosen due to proximity to the masturbating-one, age, race, colour…?)
BWAHAHAHAHAH!
This is funny on so many levels…
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Oh fuck off.
Personally I don’t use porn, but if I didn’t masturbate I’d be a danger to society.
I’m MUCH, MUCH nicer to be around when my brain isn’t melting from sexual frustration and stress.
Hmm. I think they are serious about being anti-porn, but they have a sense of humor about it. Well, not a great sense of humor, but the "operation Save The Kittens shirt was kind of funny.
In their FAQ they say something about ticking off “stuffy old religious people”, so I think they are just trying to be edgy and appeal to youth. (Trying too hard, maybe.)
The X3watch monitoring software really sets off my alarm bells. Who would willing install software that logs which sites you go to and reports that info to someone else? I wonder if there’s a keylogger in the software so they can harvest your porn site passwords. You know, for, uh, research.