This is the website of the boy I dated a few years ago. His second sentence begins, “I went from being a sexually immoral teen heading down a dangerous road…”
Guess what, God-boy! Most people wouldn’t consider kissing to be sexually immoral for teenagers. And that’s all the farther we got–kissing. I didn’t ever mention the s-e-x word, nor did I mention the p-e-n-i-s or v-a-g-i-n-a words. Mostly you and I talked about religion, which I wouldn’t consider to be a sexual relationship by any standards.
I hope you don’t go telling people that I intended to lead you straight to Hell. Jesus Christ!–I was just a stupid fourteen-year-old who really liked you and wanted to be your best friend. I wasn’t at all trying to get you in the sack. Do you think I’m that horny? I respected your values.
You may have been sexually immoral then, but you’re sexually immature now. Oooh, kissing, bad. :rolleyes:
You vile temptress! You will go to hell unless you get down on your knees right now, recant what you did to this poor defenseless boy, and acknowledge that JESUS ROCKS!
I checked out his site*, clicked on the guest book, and caught your contribution. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! But instead of “You Know Who I Am,” I wish you had ID’d yourself as FireUnderpantsBoobs.
*And now I have to go disinfect my monitor.
Just kidding, of course. Seriously, though, are you sure he was talking about you? It’s been a few years. Maybe he took up hustling after you knew him. Although if I were you, I’d run with the whole “immoral she-devil” motif he’s building for you.
And by “sad,” I mean pitiable. Obviously, he considers his past to be sexually immoral because he had engaged in an activity that gave him an erection. Well, let’s hope an Internet web site is outlet enough for him that he never feels the urge to climb a watertower.
I hope he doesnt tell everyone you were the one that led him down that “path,” but otherwise I wouldnt give the boy too much of a hard time! If he really wants to live that conservative of a lifestyle, then its his choice! (I know people that are that conservative…and understand where they come from)
But if he starts calling you satans temptress, and blaming all his past sexual deviance on YOU, then I’d kick him right in the nads. Yeah, thatd teach him…
This person signed his guestbook with this little gem - “I just want to take a minute to praise the Lord that you were delivered from your wicked teenage Masturbation lifestyle and into the loving arms of Our Savior, Christ Jesus.”
That site (the masturbation one) has got to be a joke. “Medical science proves that chronic Masturbation causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness.”
“Experts estimate that there are at least 150,000 Americans masturbating RIGHT NOW! Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month!”
“Practically all rapists, Sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts started out as Masturbators.”
Not to mention the required urine testing proposal. Yeah, it’s a joke. Right?
And FireUnderpantsBoobs, I wouldn’t let it get to you. It sounds to me like he’s copying the oft-used “Teenage sinner headed down the road to destruction” line to fit in. As long as he isn’t trying to ruin your reputation or give you Chick tracts, I’d let it go.
“Doctors”? I dunno, but I’ve been thinking… It’s costing us billions of dollars in lost productivity? Hmm, there must be some way to make it productive. Some way to profit from this terrible curse in America. Oh yes, I forgot.
With all respect to the OP, I can’t help wondering if there was either someone else (despite her conviction that she was the only girlfriend) or someTHING else we don’t know about… perhaps an obsession with porn, perhaps an obsession with not-so-run-of-the-mill porn. If he;d been collecting movies of women with donkeys and so forth, I could understand his characterization of himslf as “sexually immoral.”
Since the link that supposedly has Rob’s “testimony” doesn’t seem to work right now, I can only speculate.
Certainly, I can’t see kissing, between two fourteen-year-olds, without anything more, as “sexually immoral,” even by reasonably strict standards.
