10,000 B.C. - The Movie: What are they THINKING?

Ok, someone with better hookins than I can figure out, please tell me what the premise is with this movie 10,000 B.C.? It seems to make absolutely no sense, with prehistoric pyramids, woolly mammoths, and a whole lot of stuff that doesn’t seem to go together… :confused:

They’re thinking lots of people will pay to see it. Unfortunately, they’re probably right.

Sounds like fun to me. The Hyperborean Age, indeed!

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.

They were thinking Jurassic Park, but you know, different, fer shur. Totally.

:rolleyes:

Damn Hollywood. California sun bakes brains.

I guess my point is, does anyone know more about the plot?

According to Wikipedia:

Well, it can’t be any worse than Caveman.

Didn’t you see the trailer?

In other words, a completely generic action film storyline.

As I stated in this thread, it will have a depressing lack of exposed boobies. :frowning:

Oh, you better hope those words don’t come back to haunt you. :smiley:

On the upside, the lead guy is totally smokin’ hot.

Journey to the Center of the Earth had dinos. King Kong had dinos. Hollywood has done this lots of times.
Just now with the creationist museum types around ,it has political and educational ramifications that it did not have before.

The trailers show the bad guys riding horses. Domesticated horses, not the wild ass/ steppe pony type creatures typical of genus Equus of 12,000 years ago.

I don’t suppose they also have steel knives and swords? :smack:

I’ve only seen the commercials but it looks like there’ll be more cheese in this movie than what the state of Wisconsin produces in a year. Incidentally, from the plot description, did anybody notice the name of the heroine? How much do you want to bet that at the end it will turn out that “Evolet=Eve.”

They shouldn’t, ideally, have metal articles of any kind, except for some gold.

Along those linesThe ancient city can only be Atlantis.

What were they thinking, you ask? Perhaps they were thinking of Raquel Welch in a fur bikini.

Caveman was supposed to be ridiculous.

You know, I knew exactly what you were talking about, but for some reason I clicked on that link anyway. I regret nothing.

I know, but it was mostly just incredibly boring with the occasional gag.

Lana! Ooool!