Well, not really. I just wanted some attention. Please get me strippers and lots of (good) beer.
Thank you, that is all.
Rachelle, where are you? We need a stripper for friedo!
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Looks like we’ll have to wait for the strippers.
Here’s a can of Murphy’s Irish Stout – with the nitrogen widget. Cheers.
(Pop, ssswissh. Glug, glug, glug. >pause<)
Love that foam.
(Sip, sip, Gulp)
Ahhhhh!
I just needed to say damn you people for wasting so much of my precious time. I am an important man and the compelling material I have run across tonight has forced me to stay up two hours later than I planned.
Oh, and happy mumbletywhatever post. I’ll be out behind the Gas N Go with some Colt 45’s if you want to party.
Might I add - no fat chicks.
Oh, waah waah waah. It’s 4:47 here. I have class in five hours and thirteen minutes. And I haven’t started my homework yet.
Come to think of it, I’m an idiot.
Maybe it’s because it’s 4:00 in the damn morning, but the two last posts cracked me up.
friedo, shouldn’t you be studying something important right now that would justify the financial outlay for your education, like, ummm, I don’t know…say counting? Sheeeeze, no wonder the Japanese laugh at our schools. 
“Our” schools? I’ll have you know that I am currently attending a top-secret Japanese Samurai training grounds, becoming a master in various forms of the budo, while I train to become a ruthless, unstoppable assassin for The Company.
And I know how to count just fine. One of my shotokahn karatedo masters has shown me The Way of the Counters, the primary kuyari of which is: There are Three types of People in the World. Those who can Count, and Those who Can Not.
And in the words of Phunk-mastah Q, “Word.”
As a long time servant of “The Company”, I meant no offence… carry on, Weedhopper.
Oh! I didn’t know you were also an “employee.” Say, do you know “Phil” in “accounting?” I think his “manager” is “Bob.” I hear he’s been very successful with his “accounting” skills.
Nudge nudge jab.
Heh, yeah, right 10,000 posts
Try:Straight Dope Message Board - CONTEST! - When will handy reach 10,000 posts?:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=38699
Yee Haw!