$10,500,000 risk-free! O, Happy Day!

My first “rich guy died, if you let us borrow your bank account we’ll give you a share of the cash” email! I’m thinking of framing it.

I especially like that I shouldn’t fear - it’s totally embarassment free. 'Cos, you know, if I got $3,150,000 ( that’s £1,652,650) I know the first thing i’d feel would be embarassment.

Doesn’t matter. With that kind of money, you could buy embarrassment if you wanted it.

I got my first of those only a few months ago. In a change of pace, it allegedly came from the Philippines. Like you, I was oddly pleased with getting it.

Ah yes, those notoriously strict Burkina Faso banking laws and regulations. It’s a good thing you’re adequately protected against embarrassment, because those BF bank examiners can be damned inquisitive!

Indeed they will. I wonder if they’ll ask you to pick them up at the airport, or if they’ll catch a cab. What does one wear when greeting gift-bearing strangers from Burkina Faso? Decisions, decisions.

Is there some kind of get-rich-quick seminar where these guys learn how to successfully execute one of these scams? I would think there are certain steps to follow to maximize the number of suckers you can string along for the greatest return. Where do they all learn how to pull these scams off?