Another 419 scammer, but I'm not sure I have the stamina...

Not sure how far I’m going to take this one as I’m off on holiday tomorrow and will not have regular internet access while I’m away.

I just get so tired of these things. Anyone who now gets caught deserves it. Well, in my view they always did. Greed.

Just send one-liners the whole time. The 419er is your saviour. Sometimes express worship, love or even lust for the 419er. That’d save time. (Or you could just delete it - I get about 20 a day myself so no longer indulge.)

Going anywhere nice on your hols?

He just resent his last email in its entirety, so I have responded:

I’m going to Spain (Murcia) - my mum lives out there in her caravan for most of the year; she’s pitching a tent for us.
We went there last year around this time but flew back on Good Friday - this time we’ll be there for the whole of the Easter weekend, so that could be interesting.

I loved your last 419 schtick. It had me rolling on the floor for most of it. I understand if you can’t/won’t do that again, it would be trying on anyone’s nerves. Just leave the guy hanging as long as you can as maybe he won’t send someone less informed than you another e-mail.

I hope you have fun on your holiday. We’ll be waiting patiently for your return. :smiley:

Thanks.

I just received this:

So I replied:

Cool! Ths thread inspired me to try a little bit of nonsense myself. Today, I got a Nigerian scammer in my Hotmail account. I left out the initial scammer’s letter, as it was nothing out of the ordinary.

Me: