10 Things I Hate About Saving the Last 8 Mile

So, after hearing all the hype and hoo-hah I broke down and saw 8 Mile last night. As my girlfriend and I were leaving the theatre we were both compelled to ask each other: “Did we just see the same movie that everyone else did?”

We had both heard how this was a new and refreshing take on an old story, how Eminem was an amazing natural actor, etc. Even the girl that sold us our tickets felt the need to tell us “you’re really going to love this movie, I’ve seen it twice already!”

What I saw when I sat down was a boring, way too long movie with a soulless script and actors that, every once in awhile, shone all the way into mediocreness. Eminem was an expressionless puppet on screen who had NO chemistry with Britney Murphy (their sex scene was so forced it almost made me uncomfortable.) Kim Bassinger was worse. Her accent was extradinarily bad and didn’t fit with the story (why did a woman from Detroit have a southern accent? If they were southern imports then why didn’t Rabbit have the same accent?)

As far as the story goes, well, I think I’ve seen episodes of Ghost Writer with deeper and more original stories. It basically goes like this: Guy has conflict with other guys. Guy overcomes conflict. I hope no one pulled any muscles working on this beast.

So what’s the big deal here? Why is everyone praising this movie to high heaven? I’ll admit, I don’t particularly like Eminem (his albums are a bit too juvenile but I really like some of the stuff he’s done on the Sway and King Tech albums), but I went into this movie with a completely open mind. I just simply could not force myself to like this steaming pile of teen drama crap.

I have nothing to add but I can’t not reply to a thread that mentions Ghost Writer.

…and it’s mediocrity.

Well, I agree, but the truth be told, I’m not the target audience. I think it is crap, but no worse crap than the stuff I watched in the 80s. Well, it is worse to me, but I’ve already said I’m not the target audience.

We’ll let you know if one comes along, then, because the OP mentions Ghost Writer.

How weird. I could have SWORN JuanitaTech’s message said “Ghost World”. Looks like I was hoist by my own petard.

I went to see punch drunk love this weekend and the lines for the theater were out the door. When we got our tickets and into the movie, we found a completly abandoned theater and hordes of college/hs kids charging down to see jackass or 8-mile. What has this world come to?

I just realized that I should have said Mediocrity (I don’t think “mediocreness” is a word, is it?) And I typoed extraordinary.

Geez, dissing Ghost Writer? What’s next, dissing The Secret Files of Shelby Woo, Mathnet, or Salute Your Shorts?

Hey, Lego, your forgot this:

:smack:

:smiley:

Mathnet kicked ass.

The story you are about to see is a fib…

[sneering and condescending]
Actually, you hoisted your own petard, you weren’t “hoisted by it.” (snort)
[/sneering and condescending]

Oooo!!! Ten points! Ten points! Boo slam!

:smiley:

Wow, I just realized that JuanitaTech corrected my butchering of “mediocre” in the first response to this thread. I guess I thought I wrote mediocrity and she was referring to the mediocrity of Ghost Writer.

Can we please get back to the OP now? :smiley:

You think that’s bad? I believe Kyomara just made a Dragonball Z reference.

Lack of writing indeed …

I agree. It sucked. Didn’t live up to the hype. Somehow, backwardsly, I saw an Eminem movie that was worse than I expected. Something is wrong with that picture.

Shakespeare talked about being hoisted WITH your own petard, if http://phrases.shu.ac.uk/meanings/183500.html is correct. But I generally hear people say BY your own petard as well.

Well, it might be because not everyone has the same tastes as you. Just a guess, though.

There’s already 2 threads on the subject, so you might want to go there for more information. Unless your sole intent in starting this thread was to have a pile on about all those stupid unedumacated teenage slobs daring to go see and enjoy a movie you didn’t like!

sigh

Sorry if I come off as overly confrontational here, but it bugs me when someone starts a thread to inquire as to how anyone could possibly like something they don’t. I, for instance, don’t like the Beatles at all; that doesn’t mean I think they’re a bunch of untalented hacks or that anyone who enjoys their music is delusional and uncultured. It’s just that I, personally, don’t have the appreciation for their particular style.

Tana

How could you not like the Beatles??? That’s it, I’m starting a thread!!!

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Yeah, it wasn’t great… and I am the targeted demo, 20/M.

Where was the resolution with Brittany Murphy’s character?
Eminem failed to drop the hard rapper schtick, so there was no tenderness with his daughter, most noticably.
And what was the point of the mother and girlfriend angles, anyway? Neither of them really had an impact on the storyline, save for Rabbit getting the car and him, for some reason, being inspired to perform in the final battle.

On a related note, I will forever refer to a friend of mine as “Cheddar” from now on. And no, my friend didn’t blank himself in the blank.

yes i saw the movie and enjoyed it…will def. see it again.
Never was a big fan of Ememim, but after this movie I like him more than in the past.
The character development was great. Chedder Bob-classic!
as for Britney Murphys character (the girlfriend) I didn’t care much for her because she didn’t add much to the movie except for some support for Rabbit. Otherwise she could have been anybody with blonde hair and big red lips.

I did enjoy that nifty sex scene, tho’!!