Mine wasn’t inane. Just boorish.
What about #11?
11. Despite numbers 1-10, we men still can’t seem to imagine life without them.
Good point;
11a We need them WAY more than they need us
9.9 are usually insecure about meaningless things, which commonly results in a variety of conditions typically labeled as: psycho, crazy, or bitch. Or a combination therof (crazy-psycho-bitch).
I blame society for this though (not necessarily women) so don’t start flaming me…!
Yeah…you gotta watch out for that last 0.9 of women. They’ll bitch at you for mistyping things.
And then we move from inane, boorish generalizations to insulting ones…
Women are smarter than men because they have always possessed what we have been seeking.
Allow me to suggest one that some men don’t know but would find helpful:
- Women are individuals. Generalizations about ‘women’ are not usually relevant to any specific woman, and the best way to understand what a specific woman is thinking or feeling is to ask her to explain.
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If you think you have figured out women, go back to square one.
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Women are the same species as men, or so they tell us.
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Women do not know how to shop. Of course, they say the same thing about us.
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If you buy a woman roses for the first time, she will say, “How did you know,” and your position will improve, if only temporarily.
4a. If you are buying the roses to atone for some damnfool thing you did, disregard 4.
- Women crave appreciation and recognition. Men do, too, but we usually forget that women do.
5,6,7,8,9,10. What? There are more? Zounds!
I stand firmly behind “She’s Right”. 
Womem are totally sweet.
It’s their job to flip out and kill people.
Once the three of us were musing over the finalists for a page three girl contest. KellyM said she liked one better than another because she had a better face. Hubby bewilderedly said, “Faces? They have faces?”
Nevertheless, I stand by my position as expressed in post #17.
2.) If you ask a woman what she is thinking, the reply will be, “Nothing”. To pursue this matter further is at risk of life and limb.
When a woman says, “We need to talk” what she really means is “Sit down, shut up and listen.”
4b. Not all women like roses, you know.
4c. Some of us love roses, but get really bad hayfever if you buy them for us. We won’t be able to appreciate them because either we will have stuffy noses and watering eyes, or the anti-histamines we use to combat the hayfever will knock us out. But we still like them.
4d - My apartment number.
- Sex with(in) them is better than without them
Guys could not handle living with such high maintenance equipment. If it were up to men to actually procreate, we’d be dooooomed.
(Add the aforementioned TOTM, Childbirth, Hot flashes, Bikini Wax, and Martha Stewart and I KNOW guys couldn’t handle the stress.)