So does As Good As It Gets, which really doesn’t need to be there at all. Full Metal Jacket, which DOES deserve to be there twice, still manages to gild the lily by putting a third (inferior) one in.
They missed some classics by not including any Withnail & I:
I: We’re in danger. We’ve got to get out.
Withnail: What are you talking about?
I: I’ve been called a ponce.
Withnail: What FUCKER said that?
Huge drunk Irish guy: I called him a ponce, and now I’m calling you one. PONCE!
Withnail: Would you like a drink?
Huge drunk Irish guy: What’s your name? MacFUCK?!
Danny: Why is he wearing that old suit?
Withnail: Old suit?! This suit was cut by Hawke’s of Saville Row. Just because the best tailoring you’ve ever seen is above your fucking appendix doesn’t mean anything.
Danny: (holding up a pill) Trade: phenodyhydrochloridebenzidex. Street: “The Embalmer”.
Withnail: Balls. I’ll swallow it and run a mile.
Danny: Cool your boots man. This pill’s valued at two quid.
Withnail: Two quid? You’re out of your mind!
I: That’s sense, Withnail.
Withnail: You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and FUCK OFF while you’re doing it.
Withnail: Monty you terrible cunt!
Can somebody explain the hot stove one?
Didn’t read the list, but Blackadder alone is a font of insults.
Blackadder: Mr. Pitt is the Prime Minister, sir.
Prince George: Go on! Is he? What, young snotty here?
Pitt: I’d rather have a runny nose than a runny brain.
Blackadder The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr. Brain has long since departed, hasn’t he, Percy?
Baby Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells You fiend - never before have I encountered such a corrupt and foul-minded perversity. Have you ever considered a career in the Church?
And well, far too many to list, really.
You mean Groucho’s?
He’s just implying she has a big ass, so when she’s leaning over the stove, the stove isn’t visible.
O’Reilly: Well let me tell you, if the good Lord meant us to worry, He woulda given us t’ings to worry aboot.
Basil: He has! My wife! She will be back here in four hours, and she can kill a man at ten paces with one blow of her tongue!
O’Reilly: I’m tellin’ ya, if the good Lord…
Basil: Is meant to once more, I shall move you closer to him. Now please!
Ok, I was just overthinking that one.
I think this particular one deserves to be there, because he not only is insulting the person asking him, he is also insulting all women in the world.