Zoinks! I just noticed that I’m finally in the three digits! Does this mean I’m off of :D’s Master List of Newbies??
Do I get my toaster now???
Jeez… perhaps I still AM a virgin. I just noticed I couldn’t even spell SDMB right in the subject! :rolleyes:
No longer a “newbie”: maybe. No longer a SDMB “virgin”: well there ARE a few ‘ceremonies’ involved. (They did not nominate me for “male slut” for nothing). heh, heh, heh… 
Now where did I put the black bag…?
All 'ya need is practice.
Soon enough, you’ll be voted SDMB slut.
Congrats, Baglady on your first 100 posts! Here’s to many more from you.
<hijack> Daniel, and I only got roses and ribbons? sigh…Not that I’m complaining or anything. ;)</hijack>
And you would know, wouldn’t you, Sterling?
PB, are you still a “virgin”? In any “definition”? And you would be surprized at what I can do with ribbon…
1.Yes. 2.Well, no comment in what way. 3.Oh? Do tell!!
Sorry to hijack your party, Baglady. Where’s the veggies and munchies? What do you have to drink for a thirsty person?
Being a teetotaler living with a social drinker, we still have a six-pack of bottled Guinness in our fridge. Will that do?
As for veggies, I have two huge Costco bags of baby carrots. They might even go with that Guinness. 
“you know you’re no longer a SDMB newbie when”: two long established posters hijack your thread for a flirt session.
Baglady: come on over to the party, AND BRING THAT GUINESS!!
Congrats, Baglady.
Nice username, I must say. Congrats on your 100th post, and best wishes for the next 1000.
Are you really a bag lady? If so, where do you have access to a computer?
Just curious.
And happy for you, okay?
Scotti
Not being a beer person, I’ll just have some iced tea, fresh brewed if you have it. Carrots sound nice too. Thanks for the munchies.
Yep. What Daniel said. 
<what can I say? I’m an encourageable/I mean incorrigible flirt!>
Oops, gotta run, be back soonest.
Oh, hi, Scotti! How are you this evening?
Once upon a time, I was admonished to “get a room”. I vaguely recall the name of the guy who said this…“dan…something”
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=25854
“A Daniel come to judgment! yea, a Daniel!”
–Merchant of Venice, Act 4, scene i
Congratulations, Baglady!
(Scotti–what was that you said about flirting with me…?)
Dry: and damn proud I am of it, too. Sometimes I think he is called “dry” for the sense of humor. Thanks for the Bard quote-- 
Have you ever noticed that SDMB is an anagram of S&M/B&D?
Ever notice that it can also stand for Satanic Dominating Manipulative Bastards?
Congrats, Baglady, BTW.