And remember to add a couple of links to especially interesting ones. Videos of zit poppings are also good. You’re guaranteed to get several “I will not click that link, I will not click that link…I gotta click it. OMG!” responses.
Post a long, complicated recipe involving every gourmet ingredient that ever existed. Delicious!
Then mention that the indispensible meat part of it involves cannibalism.
Start your thread title “Resolved: …”
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Two words. “Guy Stuff”.
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Complain about Dopers not revealing their true location.
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pr0n!
[sub]Damn, maybe a passing naked mod can change the thread title to 101 tips… 1001 may be a bit too ambitious.[/sub]
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I read that as “Mention tits,” but that would probably work, too.