meek
June 6, 2008, 5:49am
1
Include the word “nude” in the thread title.
Include the word “moderator” in the thread title.
Include cat pics.
Include links to pics with nude moderators holding kittens. (Remember to follow the 2 click NSFW rule.)
Add “NSFW” to the thread title.
Serve drinks.
Serve pie.
Add “MMP” to the thread title. (Mondays only)
Discuss words ending with “gry” at great length.
(Dang, “Adding Hi Opal” should have been number three.)
Discuss the possibilities of putting Mariyana’s trench on a treadmill for 20 minutes.
YouTube link something funny and original.
Flame a mod.
Flame Cecil
Add “TMI” to the title.
Debate religion, politics and gun control at the same time in the OP.
“Ask the _______”
Start a deathpool.
Discuss bodily functions in great detail.
um…
[sub]I think I’m going to need a little help here please. [/sub]
bbs2k
June 6, 2008, 6:32am
2
I’ve flagged your thread for closing.
False advertisement in a title easily classifies you as a jerk.
Don’t post a topic that has just sunk off the board after being viewed for 2 weeks. Give it a rest period.
Don’t post a question that is asked every week and is now ignored by every member.
Don’t use an ambiguous title like “What?”.
Ask for opinions, not facts.
Offer free stuff in thread title.
Have a good track record and your name will bring them in. Reputation matters.
Don’t acquire a reputation for being an ass.
Two words: Englebert and Humperdinck.
A reference to Throatwarbler Mangrove in the first few posts won’t hurt.
Discuss something that can be easily mistaken as violating the laws of thermodynamics, for example, ethanol, fuel additives, solar power.
On a treadmill.
The thread should begin with ‘Sticky:’
Don’t bother with any specifics, so:
-If you’re asking a question about your computer, don’t mention what kind of computer it is, or the name and version of any of the software or OS.
-If you’re asking a legal question, don’t give your location.
Also, if your question violates the rules of the board, you can just throw the mods completely off the scent by simply starting it with “My friend wants to know…” or “Hypothetically…”
Include any (or all) of these words in the title:
Lesbians
Include “scalar weapons” in the thread title, and repeat the same post in the thread.
hocow
June 6, 2008, 8:56pm
13
Ask for Dopers to post pics of themselves.
Ask which way is the right way to hang toilet paper.
Start a Mafia game.
title your thread - “I pit <name of frequent poster>.”
Sprinkle bacon salt on your title.
Ask me for a topic, and then post the opposite.
Kat
June 7, 2008, 1:16am
17
Offer bribes for other posters who reply.
Have the Op be meek .
Run a D&D game.
Start monthly baseball threads.
Nude moderator pics, if such a thing were available.
The role of lesbian poop in World of StarWarTrekKraft.
