Revel in the unknown poster that is Ace309!
Somehow, he managed to post 100 times, mainly in MPSIMS and the Pit, without anyone figuring out exactly who he is, and definitely without developing a reputation of any sort!
Mainly because he’s gone 6 months with only 100 posts! 
Thanks for joining my party. Guinness and Russian 7s in the back, brutally hot chicken wings off to the side.
Go, Ace!! May all your MPSIMS posts be random, and all your Pit rants be fiery.
looks around for the rest of the party, shrugs, and mixes herself up a Cosmopolitan
woo-hoo for you!
Good for you. 
Mmmmm. Guinness. Chicken wings.
Happy century sport. Many more!
Redboss
*Disregarding Ace309’s thoughtful warning about the chicken wings, Disciple of Alf runs over to the side table, grabs one up and bites right in.
An unspeakable pain is delivered from his mouth through his spine, and he panics. He stumbles clumsily over to the bar, grabs as many bottles as he can and starts slamming them down. Unfortunately, this does nothing for the pain, which continues to bombard Disciple of Alf’s senses.
Now drunk and in pain, he finds himself in the middle of the room, the others at the party staring on in confusion and disgust. Swooning around due to the alcohol, he has no real other option than to collopse to the floor. Before passing out completely, he manages to squeek out to anyone close enough to hear him, “Happy…100…posts…dude.”
::bites into chicken wing:: It tastes like…burning! Yum!
Happy 100 from another equally unknown poster. 
[sub]And this inches me ever closer to 100, too![/sub]
Yay for you, Ace309, you sexy bitch.
And a nice guy, to boot.
Congrats Ace!
[Homer Simpson] Mmmmm, chicken wings[/Homer Simpson]
Good luck in future posting Ace!..Finaly into the tripple didgets…Oh, and what ever you do…do not post about ebonics or rats…people will hate you…I learned the hard way.
Mabey i will be able to boast 100 posts soon…its been a long three years…but the top of the hill is in sight.
Ooh, ooh, can I put my 100th here too?
Ahhhh.
I too have no reputation to speak of – but perhaps that is because at this rate I will make 1000 posts in . . . uh, sometime in 2012, I think.
hooray for you! (somehow, i’ve missed both my 100th post party and my 500th post party… 
now i’m counting carefully to make sure i don’t miss my 1000th…)
Thwack!!!
Congratulations to you Ace! I just had my 100th post yesterday! in a rather uneventful little thread in ATMB that got locked! Getting to 100 at last is kewl! no doubt about it! wee!
I will probably hit 1000 at the Second Coming of Jesus. Yay for all of us!
[sup] oh dear I don’t appear to have anything very important to say.cry [/sup]
What! No Heinie’s???