Beer to the left, smokes to the right, tattoo magazines in consipcuous places all over the joint.
Thanks for all 3000, Demo, it’s been a pleasure to read them.
ROFL MrC! You got me…
Woo hoo! Can I wear the Malificent hat?
And don’t mind me, I’ll only be here till I fall asleep.
Happy 3000 Demo!
And you did it only two minutes after I posted yours…
You are good man.
Thanks Rasa, you can wear the Maleficent hat anytime.
So, Demo. How’d you like that lap dance you got just for your post party in chat? Too bad MrC wasn’t there. He might have gotten one, too.
Dearest Demo-
You are a sweetheart, and a darling, and turnabout is fair play. So, I have arrived with a triple batch of Demo’s Fiery Hot Wings (triple hot sauce) in honor of your triple thousand posts!
I also brought a portable hot tub, vanilla massage oil and my lambada record.
Since I am doing things in threes tonight!
(((Demo)))
(((Demo)))
(((Demo)))
Congrats, you nut. Loved every one of 'em. smooches
This gives a whole new meaning to “AFK”.
Damn!!!
Happy 300, Democritus.
(We’re giving this extra zero to handy as well. He’s close to 600,000 posts now.)
Happy 3K, baby.
Nonono . . you don’t want nut, you want dic.
Congrats to Mr. Beauty, himself.
From one of the sore losers. (Well, the only sore loser, if you must know)
Oh, and thanks for not waiting to make a theatrical entrance. Last I saw, we were still waiting for Mr. Cynical at his post party…
I’d get you a new pet spider, but you let the last one die. 
Yippee!
Happy 3K!
Congratulations, Demo!
Who?
Just kidding!
I know who you are… I think… do you know me? I’m so confused… if you know me and I know you than… we’re even!
Darn, sure is quiet in here… I must’ve missed one hell of a party!
Hey and I just noticed–I’m over 100 posts myself.
Congrats Demo. 
Happy 3K… if a little belated.
One day, Demo, I will come to California, and we will get thoroughly messed-up together. At the same time, I will teach your kids untruths such as:
The sky is blue because Cecil ran out of orange.
The ocean is salty cause fish make love in it.
Your daddy hates beer, and only drinks it to keep his liver in shape.
Hmmmm ::looks at Demos’s post count, looks at my post count, looks at Demo’s registration date, looks at my registration date::, looks like someone seriously needs to get a life. Congrat’s Demo!!! ::raises a virtual Molson’s with Demo::
Thanks everyone. And you’re right… I do need to get a life!