Yes, proving that I have no life, I have made 3000 posts before a year is up. I am not sure if this a proper occassion for a party, or a wake- but hey, whatever. You are all my freinds (yes, even YOU)- so come on down!
Daniel, my love!
Happy 3000, and may you make 3000 more quite happily!
Okay, since YOU are the guest of honor, let me be the first to give you a backrub. Vanilla massage oil is plentiful. Hot tub is off the truck and ensconsed in your back yard. Want your backrub now, or should we sit in the hot tub for awhile first?
Smooches and Hugs
Scotti
So, whaddaya wanna do?
Good for you. 
I’ll bring the Trader Joe’s Ginger Snaps! Let’s party!
Man, I’ve only been here 3 months and hit 1K yesterday… so let’s talk no life, m’kay? 
Happy 3K!
Daniel, my sweetie! Happy Happy posting!
{{{{{{Daniel}}}}}} I’ve missed you. Did you get my last email? Still waiting for a reply. hint hint
I brought some 151, cokes, and some massage oil in case Scotti runs out.
I’m catching up to you!
Happy 3000, Danielinthewolvesden!
Happy posting, DITWD! 
You know, this does not add up. Because no one has less of a life than I do, and I have only managed 1600+ posts in a little over a year. I don’t get it, Daniel. You can’t possibly be more pathetic than me, so how come you have so many posts? (Maybe you just type faster?)
Like, groovy, Dude. Where’s the beer?
yosemitebabe said:
It’s kinda like what Ron Luciano said about a baseball player once, which I will paraphase as: “he’s not quick, but his arms and legs move very fast.”
well dude… Cool. Congratulations, and all that. I’ve always enjoyed your pressence on the board. May you have many many more posts.
I brought the poodle!
I also brought Alaskan Smoked Porter beer. Care for one, MysterEcks?
Scotti- ahh, scotti, and hot oil- how could my life get any better. Hmm, there is PB with MORE hot oil. I don’t suppose, as this IS my party, and is IS almost my Birthday (Jan 2) that you could BOth…, I mean is IS most mens fantasies, and I have only had it fulfilled a few times… well, …umm…
(PB- sorry, I have rcvd no recent email from you- you know i always reply!)
Yosemite- Again- some some thing in common- I LOVE TJ’s. Nope- i type slow (arthritus in the fingers, you know)- but I read VERY VERY fast.
Audrey- anything as cute as you can be coming up from behind me any time.
Rasa- but lets see how long you can KEEP it up…
Silverfire- umm, why all the clothes?
Snoops- Glad to see ya again, you do understand why I’ll be mostly ignoring you?
Gunslinger- nice of you to drop by. You can wear 'em, but no shooting in the house, OK?
Mr-ecks- What would you like?
And Oldscratch- good to see YOu again, and sober this time- quick, we can remedy that situation. As a professional, I recommend large amounts of alchohol, taken oraly.
Dr Pinky- you CAN write 'scripts, right?
Have you watched the Weather Channel recently? It is damn cold out there!
Right! I’m on it. Thanks for the professional advice.
And pro bono, for you, dude.
Happy 3000. I’ll have a drink please. And it’s nice and warm down here in Florida, so there is nothing stopping me from taking my clothes off.
Happy 3K Dan. Come to the Superbowl party and I’ll give you an official pat on the back.