Well, I have never been one to get too excited over # of posts, but here I am, within a few of the Big 1000, and a party seems to be a traditional thing. So, say what you think. Go, ahead, “Gush”, I’m not Cecil, my Ego is only 1 “X” L. Please criticize also, but save the flames for the PIT, please. As a special present, I am gonna ask the Moderators to PLEEEZZE delete any posts by the current crop of soon-to-be-banned-sockidiots. So, don’t reply to them.
Go ahead & flirt all you want, it’s MY party, but throw a bit MY way, too.
Of course, a “zen” party would be nothing without some “zen” refreshments, so I have a bathtub full of Mt. Dew, the last case of carefully hoarded Josta, Molsens, Pacifico, & a nice chillable red. There is movie theatre popcorn, See’s chocolates, and my own home made beef jerky. Also veggie dip. There is also a coldbox full of dry ice, with 1/2 pints of gourmet ice cream. For my Observant freinds, as much as possible is Kosher, and served out of its original container, with paper plates & plastic spoons, etc.
Barry White’s on the CD, and I have a few medieval SCA musicians coming over later. A special room has been set aside for backrubs, etc. Enjoy.
Another party! I’m here!! Many congrats to you, Daniel <you don’t mind if I call you Daniel, do you?> I’ll take a glass of red, and which way to the backrubs? Who’s giving them, btw? Great party! I love beef jerky, my favorite snack.
BTW, before I forget: Smootch! {{{{{{Daniel}}}}}}
And, just for you, I wore red roses and hunter green ribbons in my hair.
How the hell did you get so many posts so quick?!
I just passed 100 and was quite pleased, although I’m just an occasional poster (as opposed to an occasional table). We all know it’s quality that counts, but you’ve had that as well!
Congats for when it comes.
PARTY!! It’s 2am here in the UK, but I’m up for a few drinks before I crash.
Iguana Boy: I have been slaving on a major project, and this is my stress release. And if you show up in full reglalia, I think I’ve got some Guiness on the way…
Did I hear somebody say Guiness? That’ll go well with the nitrous oxide I brought… Danielinetcetera, how the HELL are ya? Happy thousandth, dude! (And thanks for being the first person to welcome me to SDMB.) So where’s the naked dancing girls???
Congratulations on your up and coming 1000th post.
I like you, even if you don’t know who the “Sam Hill” I am.
Anyway you look at it, if you give good backrubs, I like you. I like you alot. Just get that spot on my lower back that always hurts, and then there is the spot just by my left shouldar blade that gives me grief, yeah, that’s the ticket, keep rubbing. Hey, I am in love.
Too bad you are taken, you give good rub.
Scotti: of COURSE I know who you are, you’re one of our best “up & comers”. Ready to flirt?
Xeno: I try to welcome only the best…
Have a nice “zen” time…
Mind if I come in? I’ve got a case of Cherry Jolt cola, a pony keg of Terminator Stout, and a kitty litter box FULL of nachos!
SCA musicians? Lord Alastair MacIntosh says,“Where are the serving wenches??”
Oooooh! I’m there! Me first, since I was the first to say congrats! <say, does that include shoulders and arms and…I’d better quit while I’m ahead, so to speak>
And, uh, Daniel, what did you have in mind for later in the evening? <since I have to run an errand, and will be back soonest>
Hon, I am ALWAYS ready to flirt. I am not sure what you mean, however, by this best up and comers thing. I THINK that I am flattered, however I have learned that things are not always the way they seem on this board, so you had better let me know if this was not a good thing.
I’m sensitive, and I tear up easily. However, don’t let that
stop you-I am a big girl, and can handle criticism. “Sob”
Slythe: you were SPECIFally invited. And, hell yes, there will be serving wenches & serving laddies, both, after all, I’m a Baron with a large household. And part of your secret re the low purity dcore is now out: SCAdians get 10 pts off their score, just for showing the card/waiver.
And, it would not be the same without Wally’s acerbic wit. Quick, before he starts talking, hand him a drink and one of you ladies distract him- show some more cleavage.
Justwanna: Well, no chaucers, but I have 2 brewers in my household, one of whom has an award winning recipe for bachelors mead. try it.
Ah, Mr. Cynical, our “pro”, welcome, and please don’t hog ALL the ladies.
PB: and, yes, those backrubs include EVERYTHING, I have a special “light touch” treatment that will raise goosebumps and…
Scotti: that was a compliment, not a slam. I mean you don’t post enuf for us to truly know you. We LIKE you, and want to see you more often.
aha: thanks for inviting me to yours; no tequila, but we DO have some vintage mezcal… No speedos- please.
Danielinthewolvesden, part of the secret of my low score is that, when I join an orgy, I make it my goal to make every single person in that room as happy as is humanly possible. I will not let sexual orientation, societal mores, or any personal taboos that may lie in the furthest reaches of my id stand in the way.
This is what gets me off.
Anybody mind if I put some “They Might Be Giants” on the stereo?
