Yep, as promised, and WAY too freakin soon, is my 2000th post. Lordy, where DOES the time go? Well, my bud Gawd has got a big “partay” going on, & I don’t want to steal his party guests, so we will “party” over there (My lord, a FIFTY-FIVE GALLON DRUM OF CHOCOLATE SYRUP?!?). However, all my friends, “brothers”, co-conspirators & enemies are invited to drop by over in this 'quiet" corner. Have some of this excellent vintage port, some wenslydale cheese, and we will discuss things, and I will attempt to field your queries.
Ladies are additionally invited for a few quiet snuggles, and of course the infamous backrubs.
Ok, Mr X, but I have it in writing that I tried to keep this classy and quiet. “Ok boys, back the tanker-truck of baby oil up over here, and prepare the nozzles”.
WOW! 2000 already? My, how the time does fly! Anyway, many congrats to you, my friend.
<stripping down to her favorite purple bikini, purplebear saunters over to Sir Daniel and grabs him for a hug. Congratulatory, of course ;)>
Smooooooooch!
Now, where’s the cheese and libations? And, since no one else asked, I’d dearly love a massage…
And then, we can spend some time while the others are busy with the libations doing some quiet snuggling. MMMmmmmmmmm…
Purplebear: it would not be a party without you. I was hoping it would be real quiet & dark in this corner, and we could snuggle in peace, but you KNOW how these parties get. sigh.
I really think some have got to 2K faster than me, but not by much. I was only #9 in ppd when they did those stats.
Since this party is for your 2000th post, I think you should be GETTING backrubs, not giving them. I come armed with a quart of vanilla-blueberry scented massage oil, a towel and a sarong. (Get your hands off the sarong, that is for ME to wear!) I even borrowed a portable massage table, so get comfy and I’ll start doing warm-up exercises with my hands!
Happy 2000, dear one, and thanks for being one of the first friends I made on this board-
now get on that table and RELAX, I say, RELAX! When we are done, I’ll feed you some grapes. Do you want them peeled, shaken or stirred?
Why, thank you kind sir. I see some cushions in that corner as well, so as soon as you’re done getting a massage from Scotti, meet me in the corner. I’ll have some wine ready and waiting. And, we can talk about <whispers in his ear>
Btw, I have some info for you on that dragon. I didn’t forget, just got real busy.
Not to worry, purplebear, when I am done I’ll send him over to you in a really, really good mood, all relaxed and very
receptive to whatever you are planning on whispering in his ear.
…Oh damn, I mean Congrats on the 2000 post.