Happy P2K. 
Wow, this yer’s quite a party.
I’m gonna do what I always do; slip quietly into the corner, watch with great interest the goings on and hope like hell no one asks me to dance.
Dude, your pad smells not so bad for a lions den. How do you let those lions out; on a leash/run or free? What do your neighbours say when you take them for walks? (hey, can I pet one?)
Thanks, Scotti. Actually, I seem to be having a little trouble with my bikini straps, so I might just need to borrow your sarong. Most kind of you to offer.
Ahh, dewt, those aren’t lions, they’re bengals. As for petting one…well, that’s up to them I think. 
Now, would you care to dance while I’m waiting for Daniel to get relaxed? 
Congrats on the big 2k mate. I even brought you a present. One dinky-di, true blue Queensland winter costume.
Not much to it huh? Yep a G-string to wow your harem with.
Hey Scotti do I get one of those massages after Daniel? I’ll go keep pb warm until you’re ready to swap…
Hey pb … oops she’s dancing. sigh
has a drink and practices juggling while he waits
Well, I usually only do massage for people with excessive post counts, but seeing as how it is you, and I have a “thing” for your accent and sunny disposition…sure, why not?
Why don’t you be a honey and rescue purplebear? Somehow I don’t think dewt is entirely up to speed on the tango-ouch, that hurts to even watch! I’ll come and get you when I’m done feeding Daniel his grapes
Hi, dpr, my buddy, my pal! I’ve missed you! I’m done with the dance now, so c’mere, you, and tell me all about what you’ve been up to lately. And, will you model this ‘winter costume’ for me?
Audrey! good to see ya! hey I am getting ALL the babes here. 
dpr: OK, where’s the rest of it? I happen to know there is a lot more to that costume…ie some spf45 sunblock & a hat (hat optional).
dewt- always glad to see a new face- yes those are bengals, and yes they are as powerful as they look, but they ARE sweetharts, they LOVE tummyrubs… but DON’T try to pick them up! Look at the fangs, mon!
scotty: (best “big bopper” voice)- you knooooww what I liiiike!
gawd: i did email you, but to the one listed in your profile, will try the other soon.
I’ll just be here in the corner, waiting for Daniel to get done with his massage…and try on his new outfit…
Congrats on number 2000, Daniel. One of these days, I’ll get there.
Now, I’m just going to sit in this here corner, and watch what’s going on…and if any of these female beauties need a massage, I will gladly put my magical fingers to work…in more ways than one.
pipefitter: “hand me that wrench… No, dammit, I mean WENCH!”
Oh,lordy pb, you sure don’t want to see me in one of those things. I’m, umm, er, too “big”, in too many ways…
Congratulations from me.
I don’t have a present with me,
but maybe a hug will do.
(((((((kram)))))))
Okay, purp, after the longest massage in recorded history, I am prepared to hand Daniel over to your loving arms. Here is the sarong, and Dan. Anything else you need? No? Okay, now then dpr my friend-
Hop up on my table, said the spider to…no that’s not how it goes-how 'bout “up and at 'em?” No, that won’t work either-well, just get on my table, and I’ll start limbering up my fingers again.
anniz: good to see you, it would not be a party without our favorite swedish bombshell. Present? Sure, how about a new picture on your web page for all us guys to drool over?
casdave; stop grinnin & start partying.
Oh, my. :eek: Really? All the more reason, IMO!
And, pipe, dear. Put her down!
Thanks, Scotti, I’ll take it from here. C’mere, Daniel…
<walks off with him whispering earnestly in his ear while grinning>
Hey Daniel, Congratulations! Looks like you all are pretty busy in here, so I’ll just put my present over here and sneak out…
OK, Daniel, I’ll have a beer and then demand that you answer once and for all what your screen name is supposed to mean.
Daniel, for your gift, I hereby bestow upon you the title of “Official Male Slut of the SDMB”
Wear it proudly, serve it well.
Just for you I will put a new one in tomorrow.
Here is hoping that you’ll start reading the posts that you respond to.
struuter: Oh, no, no leaving this soon. We need you to keep the “other” men distracted. You do that SO well.
Mr. C: Nope, bud, you won that fair & square, I’ll continue to just be the “runner up”. It’s not too bad being the #2 male slut. (right, pb? )
Arnold: sure. See, this was my 1st “multi-area” message board, the rest had been single subjects (there is a bengal chat bd, and a SCA board, etc) And I am REAL opinionated. Not to mention how i saw how some treated those with even a modicom of religion. So, I figured I was letting myself into a “den of wild animals & would soon be eaten alive”. So since my name really is Daniel, i though of the obvious one- but TOO obvious. So then I considered jackals, but then I figured, hey, be nice. So, since I love wolves, I went for “DITWD”, now infamous.
Guys, now anniz going to post a new picture, and it is all because she likes me- nyaa. But you all get to look at it & drool, so you all owe me one, (and her 2).
adam: Ok, I guess. ?