OK, MrC is being shy, that bastard. So come on in and wish the sissy a happy 2K! This was last minute, so if you could pick up some brews and stuff before you come I’d appreciate it.
I am such a fucking putz. Mods, please add a zero somewhere to the thread title.
Way to Go! Mr C.
I am sure there will be 2000 more posts coming soon.
By the way, Demo. I appreciate the effort to save bandwith, but did you really need to cut off his last 0?
pat
Demo, you’re stoopid!!
Happy 2000 MrC!!! Umm, they’ve been, uhhh, interesting…
Congrats, ya putz.
Now c’mere for that congratulatory smooch…
…Rasa waltzes in wearing a magnificent Maleficent hat…
Well Mr. C, happy 200(0) to you! I’m party hoppin!
2000 deathless gems . . . congrats on no life, MC:)
:running:
:: Trips iampunha in the front yard so that he falls in a pile of dog crap::
Whoops!
::points and laughs at iampunha::
This is turning out to be quite the party!
Happy 200, Mr. C.
(We’ll just add that other zero to handy’s count.)
::Speaker looks around outside the yard::
Uh, guys, where’s Mr. C? Isn’t this his party, and his house?
Hey, is that sirens I hear?
Congrats Mr. Cynical
How can someone named Mr. Cynical (and formerly, Portnoy) be shy?
What the hell did he do, cut and run after opening Demo’s thread?
Well, congratulations on your 2000th post. When you show up, that is.
[sub]Grumble. Some people always gotta make an entry.[/sub]
as Lady Godiva.
Have a nice party Mr C, I’ll just be over here with a pillow on my lap.
Fucking putz… did that grab my attention? It really shouldn’t have but hey, I’m a ho… I’m thinking 200 and that’s sad, like, what a total waste… But Doob fucked up… nothing new there, really, we are talking 2000… so let’s just take this moment to point at Doob’s privates and laugh. Come on, go ahead, point and giggle…
BWHA HA HA!
He’s hosting the party and he gets it wrong… oh, how rich! How delicious! How wonderful! You wank off! If you weren’t already gay I’d make you so!
So, hey, Cyn, get off on the big 2K… you bastard! I can say that since I’m not there yet! I’m not even close to that, bastard! I COULD say that I’ve been more sweet and all but we all know it’s total shit; I’m not sweet. So, hey, you beat me to it, you jerk. Good luck, you wank. No really, post in the best of health, you fart sniffer. And I REALLY mean that!
(I can’t believe he beat me to 2K… that poo-head!)
Happy 200(0)th, Mr Cynical! Hope to be around for the next too. 
{{{{{{MrC}}}}}}
<goes back outside to help Paddy up, who stinks, so we’ll just take off those stinky clothes now>
Thanks, Demo! For the party, and for Paddy being almost naked.
Byz, you’re stoopid! Don’t you mean Demo? Doob isn’t anywhere in this thread. You fucking putz!!
Oh, yeah, I meant Demo… uh, but Doob made me fuck up, HE DID! Somehow, that bastard! (Giggle!)
You see how it is, Doob, Demo, it’s the same dif; they are both out to get me… yeah! That’s the ticket! It’s not MY mess up it’s because of THEM! THEY! That OTHER!
You see how it is!
(Duck, duck, giggle, giggle… can I get away with that?)
Damn. Okay, so I messed up.
Thanks a LOT, Silver, you are SO not helping…
Demo, all I ask is a tall, tall, beer, and a buddy to drink it with! You SO rock!
Pat, I’m shooting for April, stay tuned
Silver Fire, Stupid is as stupid does :o
Falcon, put it right here!
Rasa, bounce back and forth all you want! Steal me stuff from his party, willya?
iampunha, watch out for that trip…too late
MysterEcks, handy, of course, needs the post count padding. Maybe you should give him both of my 0’s.
Thank you, Speaker for The Dead, if you hadn’t spoken up, I would have never woken to the party!
DRY, thanks so much, now, how about a quote to regale me?
Sue Duhnym, what’s the pillow for? I must know.
::sniffing Byzantine:: Thank you, stinky!
Purplebear! Thanks for coming! Please, have this bottle of Purple Passion. I saved it just for you!
sniff I feel so…so loved!
[sally field]
You LIKE me! You REALLY LIKE ME!!!
[/sally field]
hey it’s the cynical one’s 2000th post party and I missed it!!! I guess that’s what happens when I actually sleep ofr a while ::grumble::. Hey what stinks in here ::sniffs air::, oh it’s just puhna. ::hav one one me Mr C::raises glass in a celebratory salute::
Keith
2000 since April??
<passing the hat to buy Mr C a life>
Congrats! And thanks for the entertainment!