All those who snubbed me way back in my 100[sup]th[/sup] Post Party, I’ll bet you feel sorry now! Right? Right!? Ummm…I guess I was trying a little too hard back then.
I wanted to use my 2000[sup]th[/sup] post to say something witty and profound, but, near as I can figure, I used it in a “Get Smart” joke (here), which, I suppose is actually appropriate in a weird way.
Anyway, thanks to all of you for making the time I’ve spent here during my previous 2000 posts so great, and here’s looking at great times in the next 2K[sup]4[/sup] more.
You had a 100th post party, too? Sweet. I think mine was about as successful as yours. Newbiedom…those were the days.
Congratulations, Fenris. Throughout your 2000 posts, you have proven yourself to have a writing style that is above and beyond most of the posters here, and a sense of humor that is as golden as it is twisted.
Keep it up, and here’s to an even longer stay here!
::bursts in door, carrying assorted pairs of pants::
sorry I’m late, I was busy ‘helping’ others get ready for the party. At least I think they were planning on coming here. Hmmm
Fenris my pal, my long lost twin, my compadre, my switched at birth partner (did you know by the way, that my mom was given the wrong baby at the hospital when I was born? we’re fairly confident that I am the correct one). - anyhow, 2000 posts, eh? I’d better get crackin’ at reading them (I’m only up to 1508 presently)…
And most of those 2000+ posts have made laugh, think, or spit beverages on my computer work area.
Here’s to reading more of your wit, and inside the Hallmark card, you’ll find a the bill for the latter: I’ve already added the costs of future keyboards that will need to be replaced and a box of screen wipes.
Congrats on the 2K mark. All those months of blood, sweat and tears, all those late night runs for ammo and chinese food, all the tawdry affairs with foreign heads of state have led to this ultimate moment, post number 2000.
I’m proud of you man. And I don’t even want your Bud Light. May your yellow bell peppers ever be fresh, and your humor flow like milk and honey throughout the promised land.
Pants must remain on, however, as I’m at work. I’m not too sure the faculty would appreciate me posting without pants. They might frown on that sort of behavior.
Well considering you can use any post to say somethings= witty and profound, I applaud your effort to use your special 2000th post to get people nekkid! [well…at least pant-less anyways].
So Happy 2000th. May u have many more Maybe one day I’ll get to throw one of these parties for myself.
