Happy 2k, Fenris!
Sorry, my pants must also remain on, as I am at work. Though I don’t think anyone here would notice…
Congrats on the 2k, Fenris. They certainly enhanced my reading pleasure on the board!
Now…
Pants are gone (and this is a surprise how?) Anyone wanna pass me a drink?
::deb walks in with dog::
oops did you say no pants, Sassy you must sit outside, ok now the pants are outside. Get it, dogs, pants, he he uhm, cough.
Fenris congrat on the 2K+ posts. I enjoy reading your stuff.
deb
Okay, sure … 2000 posts. But take away the wit, the parodies, the charm, the entertaining fiction and the gratuitous sucking up to the mods and what have you got? ONE FREAKING POST!
Sheesh!
People get so excited about the most trivial things.
Already 2000 posts ? Gee, you don’t look more than 1000 ! 
<d&r, not very far>
Anyway, Congrats Fenris, may the qualities of your further posts surpass even more the previous.
[sub]kilts don’t count as pants, don’t they ?**
Hands jarbabyj a drink, whispers that it’s tres chic to arrive first and that showing up first is all the rage amongst the smart set.
Goes to the bar and hands Bumbazine, Tripler, Fiver, Simetra and Jester drinks. Thanks Jester for the kind words.
wring! Mi Compadre! Any parent who got you at the hospital would have, by definition gotten the right child!
Arden! [sub]eep![/sub] Ahem. <suave voice> What do I need mere girls for when I have women like you and wring to keep me honest!</suave voice> [sub]oogles the girls for a bit[/sub]
Screech-owl, have a drink. And I said “Pant are optional”! So skirts are jes’ fine.
Manservant Hecubus I appreciate the thought of a beer! 
Hands Verrain a drink, thanks Verrain for the compliments and comments that Arden brought the dancing girls!
Thanks Francesca! I’m flattered!
Thinksnow, pfffbt! ;)Have a drink.
Spoons: Y’know, later on, we can dig out my copies of Edison Lighthouse, and The Lemon Pipers
Gunslinger :-p right back atcha. 
BunnyGirl & Lady Juliet, Glad you could come and thanks for the compliments.
Watches Elenfair do the cheerleader thing, notices Arden’s dancing girls enviously watching Elen.
Rasa and BunnyGirl: As I said, pants are optional!
Hands a drink to TruePisces
deb2world Cute. Very cute. C’mon in and join the party.
Euty: I may have had only one post by your count, but you must admit it was a damned good post! (Thanks Euty!!)
detop: Kilts != Pants. Which, I add, are optional! Anyway, have a drink!
Shakes fingers to try to restore circulation!
Fenris
Congratulations, Fenris! I took my pants off. Can I come in?
::Walks in with a bottle of Everclear. Wearing a miniskirt and little baby tee with Jeff Hardy’s picture on it::
Congrats Fenris:)
[sub]Underpants count as pants,right?[/sub]
Congratulations Fenris!
You have made me laugh out loud on several occasions, and for that I thank you!
Keep 'em coming…
Oh, and I will keep my pants on, thank you very much. But I will contribute the obligatory hot tub and vanilla scented massage oil.
Enjoy!
Scotti
Congrats Fenris, I’m here with Twister, a bottle of baby oil and way too much alcohol. Let’s see if we can’t get some people drunk and slippery
Sorry I’m late, Fenris, but I thought I’d order up some Chick tracts to hand out as party favors. Where should I tell them to back in the truck?
2000?
Feh. Piker.
I’ve got over 5000 posts, and not a useful one in the bunch! Hah! Beat that!
[sub]as if having 5000 posts’ worth of absolute bulls*** is a goal one would actually want to achieve…[/sub]
Well, sheez. I hate these things, normally.
But, hey, a party’s a party, and if anyone deserves a high five, a pat on the back, and a lap dance (stop running away, I didn’t mean a lap dance from ME) for what they’ve done around here, it’s Fenris. You rule dude.
Actually, I just came in here to get my pants back from wring. ::looks around:: Hmm… well… I wouldn’t want to be… overdressed. Someone hand me a drink!
Cheers.
Good evening sir. I’m Miller, Mr Redboss’s butler. (May I take that tray for you sir? There.)
Mr Redboss asked me to look in and pay his respects, sir. I’m afraid he’s not too chipper at the moment, ever since his deceased Aunty May sent a psychic message to him while he was posting on About This Message Board. (Can I open that champagne for you sir? There.)
He also said something to the effect, sir, that you being such an inspiration to him, given your adroit mix of intelligence, perception, insight and slapstick, he felt inadequate to the thought of actually meeting you, especially without pants.
I think it’s meant to go the other way up, sir. Like that. There.
Well sir, as you can see, the pants situation wasn’t such a challenge for me. Now, would you like me to pass those savouries among the guests sir? Not at all sir.
Very good, sir. No, I don’t think we’ll miss him either, sir.
Very good sir.
There.
Congrats, Fenris. As others have said, your posts are awesome.
I shall, given the low temperatures about my toes at the moment, keep my sweatpants on [sub](Thank you, there is a God, says World. News at 11)[/sub].
But my spirit shall be fully air-conditioned …
Got any cider?
Hahahaha! Miller is Redboss’ butler!