Finally, I’m realy to throw a post party. Not for 100 posts, not for 200, but for 300 posts.
::motions to the table of hors d’oveures::
Help yourselves!
:: points to the various kegs of beer::
Knock yourselves out!
::Points to the lawn chairs near the card table::
Many are called, but few are chosen!
Folks, thanks for a wonderful time. I’ve enjoyed every comment, every snide remark. Don’t ever change, I mean it. 
Looks like 305. Guess I’m too late for the good caviar?
Hell no, grab the beluga it’s all yours!
Congrats to you wooohooo!!! You are moving right along. I’ll have a wine spritzer if you please.
I’m IMPRESSED.
Hey! Don’t get excited, I’m easily empressed.
Any tequila around?
Every time I see one of these post count celebrations I always get a grin from Wally
Congratulations, Mr.Cynical. Now can we call you by your first name?
Catrandom
Congrats to you, Mr. Cynical. Here’s to many more! Say, you got any strawberry daquiris? Where’s the veggie tray? Anyone up for a rousing game of canasta?
Sure, Wally. And I’ve got a body shot all set up for you over here… Come 'n get it, baby!
And congrats, Mr. Cynical. Now will you become less cynical since you know us better?
:::planting a big kiss on Cynical’s cheek:::
The post count doesn’t matter, it’s the party that I am interested in < giggle >
Beer, where’s that beer?
yehaw, free beer!
I like beer, I drink beer, beer, beer, beer.
< over the edge now >
:::planting one more kiss on Cynical’s other cheek:::
Free beer!
Try** “Brian”
Damn smilies…I like them, but not when it’s not intentional…I forget to check the disable smilies thing.
Oh well, guess I will have another beer 
← that’s intentional.
langour, have all the free beer and sausages you want!
Ultress, please accept this wine spritzer, along with my compliments and a wink or two.
Fonz, Aaaaaaaaaaayyyyy.
WallyM7, I have a bottle of Porfidio Silver waiting here for you specifically.
casdave, of course you do, he’s like a father to me. That is, if he has any bastard sons running around.
Catrandom, of course you may. I am Brian, pleased to meet you
purplebear, I didn’t have any set up, but I’ll make them just for you. Will you teach me canasta?
Shayna, it is kind of a false moniker, isn’t it? I’ll take care to only say nice things.
techchick68, how could it be a party without you! Kick your shoes off. Sit a spell. I’ve got the beer on tap, and a line run straight to your chair.
Diagonal Twin, you hit the nail on the head. Now have a beer, willya?
slides into the room like Kramer MMMmmmm BEEEERRRRR!!! looks around and rubs his hands together OK! which kegs mine?!?!?!
Oh Hi Mr Cynical! congrats! Alright, pulls a tap out of his pocket where do I plug this in?
Hey Brian, over here!
Is anyone cooking hot dogs on the grill? I got a hankering for one.
Oh and can you tell whoever to grill the bun a bit? I love grilled buns.
LOL
BEER!
< taking off shoes, hat, jea…wait, wrong place for that >
::kicks off shoes, beams happily at keg, ducks flying mini-frank in bbq sauce, pulls up lawnchair::
Hiya, Brian, great bash and congrats on 300!
::dodges conga line::
I was gonna ask about the first-name thing ::drunk Ultress collapses onto shoulder:: but Shayna asked it first. I had my best “Airplane” schtick ready ( “Shanya, Shayna!”) when you came clean with the real name. So a gorgeous babe can get anything outta you just for the asking, hmmm?
::pours a mere tot of a beverage::
Well, you seem to have sized up the group accurately. Uh, do you have a pet hamster? And a blender?
Great 300; rock on.
Veb
(Uh, no, I think I’ll pass on the daiquiris. Are they supposed to have gray fur?)
