101 Ways to Use Your Pet as a Tinkertoy

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Inspired by a previous thread Just Me and a Cat I thought it might be fun to think of all the things you can do with your pets to alleviate boredom. Some suggestions I got in the other thread were:

Talkingsquirrel - shave the cat

Turpentine - skin [the cat] and go out and shoot a wee pigeon with a sligshot (nobody will mind). Cut off the pigeon’s wings and sew them onto the cat. Then paint the cat green and put sneakers on it.

xizor - don’t kill the cat, but I do like the idea of grafting wings onto it. Just think of the commercial possibilities of feline aviation if you succeed…
Alternative number 2, dye the cat’s fur so it looks like a skunk. Hilarity will surely ensue.

So any other suggestions on mistreated your pets for fun? (Animal lovers, don’t get your panties in a bunch, we’re just playing here) Suggestions don’t have to be limited to cats, any pet will do.

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Like ya know how dogs chase their tails? I once tied a feather duster to my big Husky dogs tail. He chased, caught, and mauled it. didn’t hurt the dog but I gave myself a wicked set of hick-ups laughing so hard.MTS

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A bottle of vodka for me and my friends, a slab of peanut butter for the dog, fun for hours. Simple, but effective.

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[mom hat on] BRATMAN!!! leave that cat alone!, I mean it this time [mom hat off]

geez guy, didn’t we give you enough * other * things to do in the last thread???

besides, you left out the suggestion to wrap your pet in a blanket and see how they fend down the laundry shoot… :smiley: (my mom hat was definately off)

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Mohawks! Get all those cutesy itty bitty fluffy dogs and give them mohawks and then dye them really fun colors. Okay don’t mind me, I was thinking of doing the same to my boyfriend but he won’t let me sniffle

Kitty

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Get a Mr. Microphone - remember those? Made by Ronco, I believe.

You put one speaker up stairs, and one speaker in the basement. Sit next to your stereo, fingers grasping the balance knob.

“Here Daisy.” Dog goes tearing ass up stairs only to be met with a speaker at the top of the flight.

Twist knob.

“Here Daisy.” Dog knocks itself over trying to get to the basement.

Twist knob.

“Here Daisy.” . . . You get the picture.

Of course this works best if your dog is actually named Daisy.