That’s right, folks! Get your shopping done early this year!
I have prepared this list, which details some of the things I would like to have this year. Of course, my birthday is in close proximity, so you can double up if you like.
DVD player
32 MB more RAM for my computer
Guitar Humidifier
ZOOM GFX707 Multi-Effects Pedal
Yamaha MT-01
Jukebox
New Socks
A Mandoline slicer for the kitchen
Round trip airfare to anywhere in the Lower 48.
Is there anything that you’d like?
PlayStation II
'Nuff Said
I could use a new pair of thinning shears. I’d love a giftcard to a movie rental place or to a bookstore. I’m easy to please. 
I agree with Rastahomie - PS II and I’m a happy dude.
I don’t go in for giving presents, but if you really need sox, I have some that were given to me at Christmas that were never worn. (They have precious mottos and holly and things on them)
Define “Precious Motto”
Yeah, throw me onto the PSII bandwagon. Not that I’ll be getting one, but a girl can dream…
I am a woman of simple tastes. A new kitchen, a new car, a live-in nanny, some drop-dead-gorgeous clothes… any of these things and I’ll be a very happy camper come Christmas morning.
And I’d like my stocking stuffed with Belgian chocolate. I’ll hang up an extra big stocking just to be sure there’s enough room.
I just want all the nations of the world to set aside their differences and work towards world peace.
Failing that, put me down for Playstation 2. And a nice shop-quality table saw with outfeed table, extensions, the works.
Well, yeah…we all want that, but you can’t get it at the mall.
Soooo…since you’re loadin’ up PS2s, throw one on the pile for me. And a set of wheels and tires for the track, please.
In the spirit of Christmas, please do not crush your fellow shoppers underfoot, while stampeding for the last Pokemon.
Thanks, Mr. C! 
Mmmm, choc-lit porn.
Ohmygaw! ONLY 111? I’m behind already!
::: runs screaming to mall :::
I’ve decided to be really cheap this year. I’m getting gift certificates for everyone in my family, so that I can afford a Playstation 2 for myself. I can’t wait till Christmas!
One says “Deer Santa…” and has a reindeer writing a letter.
The other says “I’ve been good all year” and you see the back of a kid with fingers crossed.
Gaaag!!
Book-The Rape of the AP*E** by Alan Sherman.
Videos-Michael Nesmith’s Elephant Parts.
Shock Treatment, the sequel to Rocky Horror.
Twin Peaks.
A Rat Patrol lunch box.
Music-The London production of Cats.
I’d like something edible. That way if I don’t like what it is, I won’t have to drag it out and put it on the mantlepiece every time they come over.
Custom fit fake vampire teeth, Lion season tickets, assorted butler monkeys, you know, nothing special.
