117 reasons David Banner got angry

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Wasn’t there one episode where Banner spent the whole show in a semi-Hulk state (that is, Bill Bixby with makeup, instead of Lou Ferigno)? Caused by a radioactive meteorite, which makes perfect sense.
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If I recall aright, they traded off in that one; Bixby was made up to resemble Ferrigno for closeups, and Ferrigno was made up to resemble Bixby for shots where the character had to move around and be bulky. They did a fair bit of fancy editing to maintain the illusion, or at least that was the intent.

I also recall that episode as a two-parter. Banner/Hulk encounters a blind woman living alone in the woods, just like that one hermit from Bride of Frankenstein. It’s real poignant. Instead of burning her cottage down by accident, Banner/Hulk beats up her toaster when he sees his reflection in it and becomes enraged. But he hastily apologizes for it, so it’s cool. That was an interesting bit that stuck in my young consciousness, cramped in there alongside plot contrivances from Gilligan’s Island. “Interesting! So if the Hulk could talk the rest of the time, chances are that he’d apologize after he breaks things. That’s good to know.”

Then the military tracks down the meteorite impact site and mistakes the Hulk for a space alien. They conveniently happen to have a giant metal dome on hand that they lower down from a helicopter to capture him. This was the point where the series’ credibility problems started to become apparent to me.

Also, the meteorite resembled a giant potato.

^^^There was one where Banner became the “Demi-Hulk.” He didn’t become Lou Ferrigno, he became a smaller, leaner bodybuilder. Is this the same one?

Sir Rhosis

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This whole post cracked me up. Like, I could read this a hundred times and laugh each time.
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Thanks most of all to the cranberry vodka going on sale at Lucky’s. Anyone with a Netflix account who wants to settle this minor dispute can get this DVD, and report back (Episode “747”). Personally, I’m too busy renting episodes of 24.

#123 - A mod closed a thread he started

[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers]
On further reflection, any action/adventure/crime show looks ridiculous when summarized. TV cops get into more car chases, gun battles and fistfights in a season than most real cops do in a career. The CSI guys clear more murders than real techs ever see. Heck, Jessica Fletcher got inadvertently tangled up in, what, 230 murders? There are ethnic cleansers that haven’t seen that much death.
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At the end of the series, she and the sheriff were the only ones not dead or in prison. :wink: