(hijack—apologies)
Actually, here’s a funny story for you. John and I had just watched a chick flick (for his own safety and reputation, I won’t tell you which one) video and he’d gone up to bed (one presumes to get in touch with his inner child or have a pee). He’d turned out the light on the landing as I was on my way up the stairs. I was on the third step when he realized he’d forgotten something downstairs (possibly his copy of the latest romance novel?) and called to me to turn on the landing light. He’s absolutely blind in the dark and couldn’t find the landing light on the second floor (first if you live in Ireland).
Anyway, I turned around, and must’ve thought I had longer arms than I do, leaned forward to switch on the light and went tumbling down the stairs and my ankle twisted in front of me. I (in hindsight, stupid move) yanked myself backwards from the fall and bonked my head on the banister. He rushed downstairs. I went into shock (as I often do in these situations) from the pain and had him in a tizzy.
After some stressful moments, we located a doc that could come to our house (we do not have a car yet). Doc turns up and says it’s almost definately badly broken and we should go into Casualty. So, doc rings ahead to tell them I’m coming, hub calls a cab and off I go, alone, on a Saturday night.
We decided to leaving sleeping toddlers lie, because at this point, it was about 12:30 or 1:00 and waking her just to take her to Casualty was not an option.
Anyway, I arrived, along with all the lightweights who’d fallen, gotten punched, whatever. I didn’t wait long, saw a male nurse and the lady doctor (yay!). I waited for 2 hours for an xray and then found it wasn’t broken after all, just very badly twisted. I got a soft bandage and it’s still various shades of indigo and violet.
Here are some of the cool things I saw:
A youngish guy (15 or so) got into a motorbike accident without a helmet. Now, I know you’re probably thinking, “Gawd, what a mean bitch she is. The poor kid gets hurt and she describes it as a ‘cool thing?’” But really, it was one of those things where you just know this will teach him a lesson. His face was very badly scratched, his nose needed some reconstructive surgery, and his face was really mangled. Nothing that a few days in hospital didn’t fix. Oh, and did I mention, he’d run away from home, was drunk, and stole the motorbike? Well, I did feel sorry for him, for about 2 seconds.
There was an actual brawl in the Casualty (that’s why the security guards are there, not just to give directions). Apparently, it was carried over from a pub just nearby. Funny thing, that, though, the brawl in the waiting room was between the girls not the boys. The boys were all being stitched up in the back while the girls were pocketbooks at 50 paces.
Very interesting.
For those Americans out there:
The whole ordeal (minus the cab, which was 14 r/t) cost us 60Euros (about 57). That includes the doc coming to the house, the xrays and all the entertainment someone could ask for! Wee!
Oh, and I’ll be in Dublin one of these days. I have to go and try to sort out getting citizenship which should prove to be interesting. Anyone know a good immigration lawyer?