How many Knights of the Garter are there?
25 
Whens the darn contest end?
I don’t know, think I will be seeing the guy today so I will ask him.
I’m beginning to wish I never posed this question as I am pretty sure the answer will be a groaner and annoy a lot of people rather than being a case of “ah, I never thought of that, how clever!”.
As well you should. My life is a shambles, my wife has left me, the cat sits in a corner growling, my colleagues avoid me, and all because I wander the halls muttering things like "kings of Germany?..nonono…kinds of grain? …can’t be… maybe it’s not ‘k of g in’, but rather ‘k of gin!’ … kilos of gin in a finely prepared drink! …that’s just dumb… dopers will laugh at me for that one… :
: …someone please help me… hey, hey Jim! What words do you know that start with…Jim! whereyougoinman? …hello, is this the library? I’m trying to figure out…hello?
Hello, my name is <insert generic Nigerian name> and I need your help.
I want to get $100,000,000 out of the country, so just send me your full bank details and you will get a financial surprise. Oh yes, you will. :eek:
Oh, and I will also send you the answer to the puzzle 14k of g in a f p d!
I had a dream last night that I came up with a brilliant solution to this. Of course I’ve been taking a lot of cold medicine and don’t recall the brilliant answer. It probably didn’t make sense anyway.
It’s kind of like the story of Coleridge and Kubla Khan, except with NyQuil.
14 Khan of Gublai in a Fately Pleasure Dome?
…so close.
I’ve been trying to do something interesting with ‘a four pack deck’ but so far, nada.
14 kings of glubs in a fourteen pack deck?
No, I’ve got nothing.
“Hi, I’m Melli and I’m a 14 kovaginafukkapeedaholic.”
“Hi Melli.”
“Sob.”
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE GET THIS! mittu, even if it’s a groaner the relief will be amazing.
Is this thread still around? I’d forgotten about this puzzle long time ago. Yeah.
–KidScruffy in denial
14 Kinds of Glass in a Ford Panel Delivery?
Google Ads tell us we can “Watch Morgan Spurlock’s documentaries” on our PCs. Do you suppose this Spurlock fellow has the answer?
14 kippers of gladness in a four person duet.
14 kinds of gullible in a four-page Dopethread?
)(Yeah, I know I should have posted it 2 pages ago. So sue me.)
We have a winner!!!
14 kinds of garbage in a full public dumpster?
This thread is quite amusing, I must say.