14 k of g in a f p d

I don’t think so… there are far more than 14 of us here, not even including those wo lurk but deign not to share their kangaroos, kilts, keys and krawdads with everyone.

Incidentally, I was all excited when Google started paying out on 14 k of g in a f p d, only to have my hopes dashed by discovering it was merely Walter Windchill attempting to end the madness, but only spreading the scourge. :frowning:

It occurs to me that I know a guy who knows a guy who works for the Vancouver branch of buysell.com, which seem to be affiliated with the Canadian Auto Trader, which might be the same company as their U.K. branch, which from post #172 I understand might be the source of this disaster. So if there’s no-one within letter-around-a-brick-ing distance, I’ll see what I can do with that.

I think it’s a common Australian expression: 14 kangaroos of googoojoob in a full puka dinkidoo.

Okay - I just made that up. But if any Australians would just start using it, we could close this thread. A little help here.

Darn! I was scrolling up from below and thought this might be real. :frowning: :wink:

Oooh, I didn’t realize it would be read that way… sorry!!! :smack:

Where is that answer anyway…

Okay, finally I got it. Although I had to make a couple minor assumptions along the way - see below.

First, the “14” shouldn’t be part of the puzzle. I’m guessing that the puzzle was the 14th in a list, and thus was included by accident.
Second, keep in mind that in post #133 we learned that the puzzle was received via text message, and there’s limited keys to push and sometimes mistakes can be made. For example, to type either 2, a, b, or c, it’s all done with the press of one button.
So, “k” was a typo, should have been “j”. “d” likewise was a typo, and should have been “f”.
Also, the “g” was really a 9 - it must have been originally hand-written, and the 9 ended up looking like a lower-case g.
So we have: J of 9 in a F S F.

Which obviously is:
“Jury of 9 in a Fiji Survivor Finale”, referring of course to an upcoming season of “Survivor: Fiji” where the winner will be voted by 9 previously eliminated contestants.

Whew, thanks goodness that’s over with. No need to thank me, just doing my part.

–KidScruffy

Two words - Bible Code :wink:

“14 Kinds of Grief in a Frustrated, Punishing, Doper-mob” if the answer turns out to be as lame as it appears it will be. It looks like we’re going to need some names and addresses, Mittu. And, umm, don’t forget to include yours. I understand Leeds is very nice this time of year. We’ll be easy to spot – just remember: mob/pitchforks/torches.

Actually, in my post above the F probably should stand for “Flaying”. I trust you know how to flay, Mittu. Don’t worry, we’ll be glad to show you.

Signed,
The Approaching Mob

“Get yer pitchforks, pitchforks here!”

“Burning torches, two for one, burning torches!”

This thread is driving me mad.

My overweight therapist said that hunting Mittu down on the streets of Leeds will still not give me the closure I need.

I’ve still got 14 kinds of grief on a fat psychologists divan.

[Moe Szyslak]Now let’s go burn down the [internets], so we won’t be bothered by this problem again![/ms]

I can picture it now, Mittu is going to post the answer one word at a time and really make us suffer.

The best part is now when I Google this I find posts by Walter Windchill on several different boards, asking about this. He is spreading the madness. Most other sites don’t seem nearly as OCD about this as we are, though.

Walter Windchill, come here for judgement. You’re spreading this blight across the Internets.

We can’t have this.
You must be put down. Take this riddle with you.

I say go Walter go! Why should we be the only ones to suffer? :stuck_out_tongue:

Stay your pitchforks for the moment, please!

Just popping by to let you know I haven’t forgotten, will probably be seeing the guy at some point this weekend so i’ll see if I can find out when this competition ends.

I really hope the answer isn’t a groaner, I really really do… (my life may depend on it)

14 kinds of gin in a fast paced drinkingbinge

You try saying “drinking binge” as two distinct words after 14 gins. You’re lucky you got vowels in that.

To be fair, I only posted it once, to rec.puzzles… nut usenet is run on different servers, so it seems to show up as links to different boards.

The phones and e-mail aren’t working where you are?

Whadda ya mean may depend on it? :smiley: