Wow, a new low for me, I’m sure if my guidance counselor in high school were reading the mundane moments of my so called life, he would go, " Yeah, I knew she had it in her."
happy eighteen hundred.
goats, remember. goats.
hey congrats!I hope I make it to 1800. If I don’t it will because Cecil has kicked my ass off of here. 
Shirley, do NOT disparage your posts here.
(That’s what we have Alphagene for! <grin, duck, run> )
Hey, what the hell do most high school counselors know, anyway? They’re stuck with a bunch of hormonal, wiseass kids, whereas you’re stuck with a bunch of hormonal, wiseass Dopers!
The place wouldn’t be NEARLY as interesting or fun without you. Congrats, cheers and hoist a glass for Shirley…
Veb
The Appropriate Number Of Posts Of Which To Celebrate Committee (TANOPOWTCC) has asked me to ask you to please refrain from calling attention to numbers like “1800”. Failure to comply will result in your being forced to stay home with infants and toddlers. I’m sure we can count on your cooperation in future.
Shirley, dear, it could be worse.
Go Shirly…Go Shirley…
Hey, did we win? Are we gozillionaires? Can we tell Reeg to kiss our collective boo-tays? 
1800 posts of nothing? Surely that’s not true. I remember you used to have a P.J. O’Rourke quote as a sig line for a while. That has to count for something.