About my up coming 1400th post count.
I realize that people are always celebrating some sort of post count or the other and ya’ll are probably tired of it. So I will just keep my mouth shut about this one. I ain’t saying one friggin word. umm umm nuttin. Nada, no,nothing, nil, nyet,naught,zero, vacuum…my lips are sealed.
your secret’s safe with me.
You’d better shut up alright. 1400? Slacker. Hardly anything to be proud of.
Aha
I don’t think you should count the ones where all you did was suck up for names to add to your sig line, so that leaves you with what, 103?
I always read your posts, aha.
Somtimes, when you don’t post for a while, I stick red hot needles into my eyes.
It’s not the same as one of your posts, but it’s close.
Keep 'em coming, pal. I love the pain.
Coldy you dutch bastard…
err mmm or have I already posted that to you in another thread…
Wally you canuck bastard…
er ummm or have I already called you that in another thread…
VaHermit:
That’s right make fun of what I do the best. Now go get the six string gibson we are hitting the road again. Our motto will be…
“If you can hummit we can strummit.”
You can hummit, but leave those high notes at home. It puts gerbils into a breeding frenzy.
I think it’s because they want to reproduce before they die.
Awwww…you guys are so mean to poor little aha!
:::pats aha on the head:::
I’m proud of you, aha! You got Cecil to welcome me! You’ll always have my gratitude for that!
I believe Cecil welcomed Christi… not this pursephone person.
Ahh shoot thanks persephone. If I haven’t said so before let me say it now…I have a lot of respect for posters such as yourself. Keep up the good work!
Hey, aha, I bought a bottle of quality bubbly for ya. Here it is, all chilled and…omigod, don’t try to open it yourself!..
::cork explodes across room, smashing a lamp, an entertainemnt center, a framed gold record and wings the dog::
Can’t wait to see what you’ll do with the bean dip.
Congrats, buddy. You are a seriously funny, bent, twisted sucker who seduced Dopers into believing and lured Cecil Adams himself out of seclusion.
Of course ::coughs modestly:: he greeted others, including me, and called you “Hoo-haa”. We appreciate it, and all the fun.
Now mop the Champagne foam outta your hair and help that poor dog.
Veb
::Ducking the cork:::
Veb did I tell you that you are one of my favorite posters?
::ducking the cork ricochet again::: geeezz I hope that champagne is good and chea…errr cold.
I’m partial to spumante.
Thanks!
That’s “Cristi,” and “Persephone,” dear. “Cristi” is the good, sweet, kind, loving, innocent personality. Except for Guy Stuff. That was actually me, after I stuffed Cristi into a closet for a while. But don’t tell her that. She hasn’t got a clue. 
Well Aha, if the champers isn’t to your liking, how 'bout a little mead?
And btw, congrats, old son!
Hi! Aha, I have always enjoyed your posts. Even the ones I didn’t understand. Congrats to ya!!
Hi aha. Welcome to the board. It’s a pleasure to have you here with us.
Do I get a spot in your sig line now, too?
BTW, you crack me up. Keep up the good work.
Sounds obscene.
I think this should make your sig line:
Only poster ever to :Duck a cork:
Hell of a lot more distinctive than being welcomed by mods, admins, and the mythical(?) Cecil Adams.
Congratulations! And sorry I flirted with Grace in your pit thread to Lynn Bodoni:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=25005
Actually, I’m not sorry. What the hell, you got your welcome from her in the end!
Who?