You were right, aha, you didn’t say one thing–you said six things.
Is there some mystical numerology thing about the number 1400? Why a 1400 post party? Just couldn’t wait till 1500? Had the McDonald’s Birthday Room all reserved, but the posts just didn’t accumulate quite as fast as you thought they would?
Well, congrats anyway. Do we have to stay in here till our moms come, or can we go play in the ballpit? Dibs on any hypodermic needles!