My 500th post, <----I couln’t just let it go by unmentioned! It’s also an excellant opportunity to once again, pad your post count, should you be the kinda lowlife that would do that sorta thing. 
Yours truly,
aha
Ah, aha. I shall forward to you under separate cover directions for the secret handshake and Unclebeer’s AmEx card number.
Voted Best Sport
And narrowly averted the despised moniker Smiley Master
Forward deployed until 18AUG00
Yes, sir, I am that kind of lowlife! Congrats!
“Penises don’t belong in the mouth, girls and boys. You’ve got the wrong hole there. Just like you wouldn’t shove pizza up your nose.”
-From the Brother Jed flyer-
Nice going, aha.
I fondly remember your first posts (the first ones I saw anyway). I recall thinking that if you hung around, I was going to learn more about bodily functions than I ever wanted to know!
ahhh yes auntiepam I was only knee high to a good bowel movement back then.
Yours truly,
aha
aha, go to search and search MPSIMS for all the threads you’ve posted in, and read them. There is TONS of good stuff out there that you’ve forgotten.
I did that the other day, searching for myself, and I found some GOOD shit.
–Tim
You can’t accidently create a handicapped baby whilst smoking pot.
Congrats to you aha! <not that I’m trying to pad my post count or anything, no, not me>
I have enjoyed reading your posts so far, looking forward to more from you.
You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.
Where’s the tequila?
Now now wally should you be shooting tequila? …ah what the hell…have a drink and pad your post! Hope your healing up ok!
Yours truly,
aha
Congratulations, Hopefully I can get there soon.