I haven’t posted on the SDMB for a couple of months so I thought I would post here today to you lame asses just to keep my count from completely stagnating. And since we are in the pit I don’t really give a shit if anyone of you dislikes the fact that there is no real subject or point to this rather brilliant entry on nothing in particular.
( except the mods of course )
lick lick slurp
Way to keep up.
Threads like this are so last week.
Well fuck you ten ways 'til sunday too, assmunch.
[sub](Hi aha!)[/sub]
Hey, throw some of that licking this way. 
So you missed Shayna congratulating you then?
Cheers. My ass appreciated that :rolleyes:
My ass doesn’t need any posts, thanks all the same. But I need to dig some post holes and install a section of fence. So, whatcha doing this weekend??
Do a search for “Five Americans” references (since you have one of the Dreaded Three-Letter Names), aha. Been some activity about you lately! 
Thanks yojimbo I HAD missed that post entirely. I did go and post an answer tho. Not sure when she posted that cause having the patience of a nat with his ass stretched over a 50 gallon drum I didn’t check to see.
Thanks for the link. Now back to my brillantly composed topic or lack of topic.
Yes, the problem of stagnating post counts is a real one, and we need more selfless sacrifices on the part of posters like aha to prevent complete board coagulation. Or something.
All is not lost, however; finally after many months, I think I’ve found the perfect venue to refer to an OP as an “asshat”.
Asshat.
There, put that in your pipe and smoke it.
I’ve got a one-man auger that’d be perfect for that.
All we need is some beers. And a man.
Stop licking me, you bastard. How’s it going?
Taaaaaake Oooooooooonnnnnnnn Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Ha! That is EXACTLY what I thought when I read aha’s username.
Yes another brilliant thread worthy of all the resources the hamsters can muster.
:rolleyes:
Replace “couple of months” with “couple of years”, and you might have an OP that’s not indescribably lame.
My donkey enjoyed the thread. Thanks.
How cum when I start a thread about how - Clinton is really the father of Micheal Jackson who is married to Rush Limbaugh who is really Baghdad Bob in disguise who is getting paid millions by GWB who is sleeping with Tony Blair who has had three abortions this month and loves country music because the femminists can suck my d**k, - I get like three responses.
Yet you can post such a worhtless, futile, unfruitful thread such as this and get someone to respond. Only an idiot would waste the electrons and tax their ganglia to respond to such tripe.
Going good you dutch bastard. The CD is selling well I have so far kicked cancer’s ass and the misses and I are back to our once ot twice a night sexcapades 
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And I am not licking you in a sincere way. As you know I only suck up when I absolutely have to. :rolleyes: