FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING POST WILL YA!!!
I <friggin> have a <grunt> long post that’s FUCKING SITTING FUCKING DOING NOTHING waiting to be posted to MPSIMS. I FUCKING KNOW THIS post will get through!
I am going to kill the SDMB if it doesn’t go through.
I know I said I’d never get mad at the SDMB for being too slow again. I lied.
You see I FUCKING KNEW! that would get through instantly. but my other post is sitting on the FUCKING start-bar going "duuuuuhhhhh mee, duhh, gooo wheerrrreeee??? the sdmbbb??? duhhh zzzzzzz snore !!
Well. that’s it. I’ve waited long enough I am going to break it apart and post it bit by bit (which is hard because there’s a big quote in it). You better look behind you a lot sdmb, and don’t go down any dark alleys because I am coming for you! I am going to kill you.
If you’ve hit the “submit” button and then it hangs, in all likelihood the post has gone through. Take a deep breath, check the thread with your other browser window and see.
“You should know that the decaffeinated brands can be just as tasty as the real thing.”
[sub]thanks to whoever wrote the movie Real Genius for this classic line[/sub]
I did that. I made a very significant habit of doing that. because I didn’t want the thing to be posted more than once.
thanks though.
:rolleyes:
Happy
Yes, but coffee’s like beer - you don’t always drink it for the taste.
I drink it mainly because the caffeine tells me to. and today I’ve had an awful lot.
I thought this was going to be about the whole “Americans” incident.
I wish it had been. :sigh:
Any idiot that drinks beer for any reason other than taste should just stick to Jägermeister, vodka, or Coors and leave beer alone.
Any idiot who thinks they’re drinking beer for the taste should stick to water and AA.
<sorry>
I have a question. How is it, that every time I post, the ‘posts:’ statistic on the left stays on ‘379’?
surely it should increment?
ohh, I get it (I think) it will increment, it will increment all my posts.
sorry for wasting everyone’s time (as usual)
Good God.
I’m starting to feel like we should increase Royal Navy patrols around the Isle of Man.
It’s all in the name of art/spicing up conversations/being bad-tempered or dramatic simply for effect (not attention. I said effect)
I am really quite normal. It’s very easy to let yourself go on a message board, when you know you’ll never have to see the face of any of the other people on it.
:rolleyes:
lob, you have taken your meds today, right?
It’s also really easy to take a breath and not blurt out the first thing that pops into your head.
The beauty of a message board: you can write, re-write, and re-write again before posting something to make sure it comes out coherent and “just right.” You-- theoretically-- have the ability not to look like a jackass because it’s not “real time” conversing.
The downside of a message board: everything you’ve ever posted can and will come back to haunt you. And people only know who you are from what you post. If a person does say something that makes him or her look like a jackass, it’s a permanent record, my friend.
Happy
I swear to god, if I see one more thread that’s 90% lobley talking to himself and 10% Dopers rubbernecking, I’ll…well, I guess I’ll stop reading lobley threads.
And this time, I mean it.
I have to get that post count up somehow.
And this is a one off. I’ve posted more today than I’ll probably post in a whole week.
Hey, at least it’s all good natured this time. Isn’t it?
Why? I assure you that there are posters with very high counts who are not really respected or liked; they’ve simply stayed far enough inside the rules to be cordially despised without being banned.
Were I you, I would concentrate on quality over quantity.