Eat less fiber.
whuckfistle: because your post is so lame as to be beneath our contempt, even in the BBQ Pit :wally
(or because I didn’t see your thread ;))
OH YEAH, Well I love you too, maybe.
:eek:
Aren’t you the artist formerly known as Hoo-ha?
Yo.
Yep I am. I was branded that goofy nickname forever by one Cecil Adams.
Some day he will run out of knowledge tho and come beggin to me for more and on that day he will have to herald my true nick ( aha) across the internet no nay across the universe no nay across the comos. And I will say to him “Cecil my man… I never knew you.”
er mmm make that cosmos.
Hang on… you had cancer? Glad you’re doing better, man.
No wonder you haven’t posted much. How many misses are involved? 
Ya know, *donkeyoatey, I just this moment got your username. Man, am I slow.
…crawling back to La Mancha. Come on, Sancho, we’re leaving.
Thanks Coldie. Base of tongue cancer. Don’t know why. I don’t smoke just one of those things I guess. 6 weeks radiation and a bit of chemo took care of it. But I am one fortunate guy. Didn’t even lose any hair much less my tongue. 
Hi Bella! Sorry I didn’t speak earlier.
Geezz this thread has turned into a smarmy piece of shit.
Better late than never, Q.E.D.. I’m sure most people don’t get it.
I got it right away. Don quixote
Great, just SAY IT OUT LOUD, why doncha? Just tell everybody all about it, aha. I was feelin’ like one of the fuckin’ Illuminati there for a second, and aha has to bring it all crashing down. What are you doing for an encore, mailbombing every child in America with proof that there’s no Santa Claus? Or are you just going to pull the wings off of some flies and terrorize them with a rubber spider?
Smarmy piece of shit, indeed. 
aha, just a point of clarification: are you referring to “post” as in a bunch of random electrons jumbled together to form the vaguest glimmer of an idea on the boards, or “post” as in a cylindrical object to support fences and such? There’s a difference, you know.
Regardless, I don’t want either one near my ass, thank you very much.
Well, Aha, I’ve been wondering where you were, what you were doing and just why in the hell you haven’t been pitting/pitted or the pittee lately or just seen wandering around aimlessly in other nice and fluffy forums.
Beating cancer, saving your tongue and having sex.
I believe the first two, but naturally, we dopers would expect a note from your wife as verification of this thing called a …sex life.
Anywhooo, Glad to have you around!
Hi Shirley!! Actually I was saving my tongue for sex.