You ate it, Raplh
thank you! i remembered the “and I heh-yelped” but could not remember the product
“I’m soaking in it???”
Palmolive
o/~ Baseball, Hotdogs, Apple Pie and Chevrolet o/~
See the USA in yor Chevrolet
Shaeffer is the One Beer to Have When You’re Having More than One
(and I found out why: they added salt to the brew, you’d get thirsty, and drink more beer!)
These cards are a mess! A chocolate mess!! M&Ms
“Hey (Celebrity Reduced To Doing Commercials), how’s your love life?”
Sir Rhosis
“I can bring home the bacon
fry it up in the pan
and never ever let you forget you’re a man
'cause I’m a wooooooooooooman!”
Enjoli perfume, and my mother damn near wet herself laughing when I asked why smelling like bacon was considered sexy.
Thought of one tonight while making dinner…
Stovetop Stuffing?
I’m staying!
Two all beef patties, special sauce,
lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions
on a sesame seed bun.
Mr Bubble Bubble Bubble
In the tubble tubble tubble
Mr Bubble in the tubble
Can get you squeaky clean!
Mr. Bubble in the tubble—
he doesn’t leave a ring!
“Come to Marlboro country!”
“Take it off, take it all off.”
[ul]
[li]Big Mac[/li][li]Fillet-o- Fish[/li][li]Quarter Pounder[/li][li]French fries[/li][li]Icy Coke[/li][li]Thick shake[/li][li]Sundaes[/li][li]and Apple Pies[/li][/ul]
DREFT
(sung to tune of An English Country Garden)
Magic in the dishpan,
Gentle to the skin,
Only Dreft has soothing lanolin!
“That’s strange. Bob never has two cups of coffee at home…”
Sorry, you’re both wrong. Its actually more like:
(Cheesy Italian accent) Thatsa somea spicy meata balla 
Actually, there were several “takes” and in at least one, the actor used no accent at all
“All my men wear English Leather, or they wear nothing at all”
Which brings to mind, “Nothing comes between me and my Jordache jeans”
I thought it was Calvin Kleins
You were remembering Brooke Sheilds’ ad, right?
“He likes it! Hey, Mikey!”
“I’m coo coo for Coco Puffs!”
“Tastes great! Less filling!”
“It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken”
and, of course…
“Meow, meow, meow, meow…”
What would you do-oo-oo-oo for a Klondike bar?
Yeah, whichever. I was something like 8 or 9. I barely remembered Jordache…and o/Sergio Valente! Jeans...for the way you make your day!o/