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I can’t believe I ate that whole thing
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“Keep flicking your Bic Walter. there has to be a ship out there somewhere.” (or something like that)
It might have been only a local advert but:
cue mountian
cue road
cue motorcycle in the distance
Rrrrrrrrrrain-Nnnnnnnnear-Beeeeeer
Rice-a-roni ding-ding your San Francisco treat.
When EF Hutton talks, people listen.
I’d like to buy the world a Coke…
Hey good lookin’. I’ll be back to pick you up later.
My bologna has a first name it’s O-s-c-a-r. My bologna has a second name it’s M-e-y-e-r. I love to eat it every day and if you ask my why I’ll saaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Oscar Meyer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A
GO! O.J. GO!
And here is one of the Lowenbrau commercials.
These are all off of this site, by the way. They’ve got audio and video from the 70s among other things.
Move over, bacon! Now there’s something meatier!
Cigarettes
It’s not how long you make it
It’s how you make it long! :dubious:
Meet the Swinger, the Polaroid Swinger…
Who wears short shorts?
We wear short shorts
If you dare wear short shorts
Use Nair for short shorts
I am stuck on Band-Aid brand
'Cause Band-Aid’s stuck on me
Virginia Slims
You’ve come a long way now, baby
To get where you’ve got to today
You’ve got your own cigarette now, baby
You’ve come a long, long way
Secret: strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
Irish Spring: Manly, yes, but I like it too.
Piston Engines go…Boing…Boing…Boing…
Mazda engines go…Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Mr. Pakalopo…Mr. Pakaloopa…Do you mind if I just call you Dave ?
(Sandy Duncan, but I forget what bank it was a commercial for)
The car in the commercial was a Gremlin, but wasn’t the commercial actually for some brand of motor oil - the idea being that if you didn’t get your oil changed regularly, you were only driving half a car? Because I kind of remember the car actually being cut in half in the commercial.
Of course, I could be hallucinating the entire thing. I only remember it at all because my mom had a Gremlin at the time.
Does anyone remember the commercial with a girl taunting her brother, “Hamster brain, hamster brain!” all sing-songy? Might be from the 80s now that I think about it… I seem to be the only one I know who remembers this, and everyone looks at me funny when I occasionally pull it from the depths and throw it at someone.
did i miss it or did someone already post
Oh I’d love to be an Oscar Meyer Weiner
That is what I truly want to be-ee-ee
Cause if I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner
Everyone would be in love with me
Parker pens
Get your hands off my Parker!
His name was Mr. Janopoporopolus, and it went something like this:
Mr. Janop… Mr. Janopopo… Do you mind if I call you Nick?
Here’s a question: One of the first toll-free numbers was sung “Eight-oh-oh, three-two-five, three-five-three-five” on a commercial for what product/service?
*Mrs. * Burke! I thought you were Dale!
From a Robert Klein special:
Klein: Couldn’t we have both?
Ad exec guy: On Madison Avenue, you’re lucky that you get either.
“Sheraton Makes It Happen”
National Airlines. They used the slogan in the 60s.
Forgot to add that the slogan is actually “Is this any way to run an airline?”
Maxwell House coffee
Good to the last drop.
Gillette
The wethead is dead.
Long live the Dry Look from Gilette!
If you got a passion for fashion, (dink-donk)
and you got a craving for savings, (dink-donk)
Take the wheel of your automobile,
and swing on down to…IDEAL!