1994 human mutilation via UFO alien(s)

[running_coach]

@Dibbs

Btw, while I don’t wish to get into it, I do happen to know for a personal fact that UFOs of the pop culture variety do in fact exist.

@Dibbs

Am I being unreasonable to simply put it out there for discussion? (Sorry if my “tone” isn’t kiss-ass enough.)

You didn’t put it out for discussion.
And you’ve not provided any evidence beyond declaring victory.

[Dibbs]

@asimovian

dibbs, your refusal to reply with evidence you suggest you have, combined with the tone and nature of your responses to people questioning you on it, make it very difficult to take this thread seriously. It was already misplaced, as you didn’t seem to be asking a question.

Until convinced otherwise, i think this best belongs in the pit. Thread relocated.

kiss my ass mother fucker! That’s a tone for you! You want to take the side of these fucking cocksuckers that are sore because they couldn’t effectively argue in the debate forum regarding the ceos, then so be it!

All these other kiss-ass chumps can take their bs and shove it where the sun don’t shine, and so can you!!!

[cmyk]

@Dibbs

I look at all the sarcastic comments that I’ve endured since posting my friendly post along with the accompanying article. And yet a Mod actually has the balls to come in and say that s/he doesn’t like my “tone.”

WHAT A FUCKING JOKE!

You’re a fucking joke, even as a troll.

[Leo_Krupe]

@Dibbs

Well gee motherfucker, why not open it!

[Russell Ziskey from Stripes]You make friends, fast![/Ziskey]

Now I see you’re batting 1.000. Way to go!

[Dibbs]

@kayaker

naw man, dibbs has proof. He’s going to post some of it and then you’ll have to apologize! Come on, dibbs. Show 'em.

i’m laughing at you sorry motherfuckers for sucking on the cocks of the mods and them enjoying every minute of it!

[Amateur_Barbarian]

Bye, Dibbs.

[Randolph]

It’s like watching the stages of grief, but in bannination form.

[Leo_Krupe]

@Amateur_Barbarian

Bye, Dibbs.

Yep, it won’t be long. Heheheh

[wonky]

This likely proves Asimovian is a human-mutilating alien pod mod.

[Morgenstern]

I think the aliens left their anal probes in Dibbs way too long.

[Battle_Pope]

@Amateur_Barbarian

Bye, Dibbs.

But it’s been so long since we’ve had an insufferable, woo-peddling asshole!

Can’t we play with him a bit longer?

[running_coach]

@Morgenstern

I think the aliens left their anal probes in Dibbs way too long.

Dibbs didn’t think it was long enough.

[Morgenstern]

Poor Miller, he always gets this shit dumped in his lap.

[Dewey_Finn]

@Dibbs

At the risk of being slammed, I’ll just say that Jesus is VERY MUCH real and that plenty of people have had various interactions with Him…, myself included.

@Dibbs

Btw, while I don’t wish to get into it, I do happen to know for a personal fact that UFOs of the pop culture variety do in fact exist.

So you have personal experience of the existence of both Jesus Christ and space aliens? Having personal experience of either would make you the luckiest man alive. But you’ve experienced both. That makes you truly special.

[Monty]

@Cinnamon_Imp

Isn’t there a big illegal organ trade (with the non-consenting type of donors) in some countries, say, like Brazil?

Didn’t you mean to type “with donors of the non-consenting variety”?

By the way, have you ever noticed the…let’s call it nebulous take on language CTers have?

[Monty]

@jsgoddess

This likely proves Asimovian is a human-mutilating alien pod mod.

I read that as “This likely proves Asimovian is a human-mutilating alien porn mod.” There are two interesting things about that misreading:
[ol][li]It makes more sense than the OP.[/li][*]It is more likely than the OP.[/ol]

[Colibri]

@Dibbs

i’m laughing at you sorry motherfuckers for sucking on the cocks of the mods and them enjoying every minute of it!

What! What! Why wasn’t I informed of this??

[Morgenstern]

@running_coach

Dibbs didn’t think it was long enough.

No, they used the longest one.

[Battle_Pope]

@Dewey_Finn

So you have personal experience of the existence of both Jesus Christ and space aliens? Having personal experience of either would make you the luckiest man alive. But you’ve experienced both. That makes you truly special.

I’m pretty sure he’s also posted that he has personal experience of Satan’s existence as well.

Quite an exciting life he leads.

[Monty]

After reading this thread and Dibbs’ CEO thread, I’m getting the vibe that he wasn’t laid-off from his janitor job, but rather was terminated for violating the company’s drug policy.