1994 human mutilation via UFO alien(s)

I would like to thank the OP for putting this thread in the Pit, thereby permitting me to post the following without potentially skirting “Da Roolz”:

Dibbs, yer a freakin’ idiot, and I, for one, would be grateful if you would inflict your idiocy on someone other than the denizens of the Dope.

Off to read the thread.

( … must … resist … posting … comment … )

Actually, he opened the thread in IMHO, and the mods moved it here.

Point of order.

That thanks is due Asmovian, who recognizes a pit gem when he finds one floating in another forum.

(what Dewey said. )

I hereby withdraw my gratitude as expressed, from the OP, and bestow it upon Asimovian.

Wait: so it’s okay to call people motherfuckers in this forum now?

Something about this reminded me of the great AOL influx into Usenet, way back when - a giant population of coddled users suddenly discovering a world where people talked mean to each other and the censorbots didn’t eject them!

This is the opposite, a denizen of the WELL FUCK YOU TOO realms of the webz discovering there’s still at least one place were civility, intelligence and evidence mean something.

Walls are closing in on us, though.

Sure. What isn’t okay is to say “should have went”. Now, that’s just annoying!

:smiley:

Friendly assist: He.

What, you want to do something that might start a spacewar with legions of extraterrestrial level 9 mutators summonsed by Commander Dibbs?

You seem a bit obsessed with penises and asses. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Illegal aliens.

[QUOTE=Monty]
I think that to hit brain matter with an anal probing of Dibbs, shallow is the correct term.
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I think the aliens used a perfectly normal probe. It’s just that it was difficult to avoid Dibbs’ head, given its location up his ass.

Wow, where’d you learn that?

Ah, that’s where.

On the plus side of all the crazy, we can at least be secure in the knowledge that we got Dibbs.

I was once probed by an alien.

I know she was an alien cuz she showed me her green card.

Of course they enjoy it, who doesn’t like a good cocksucking?

This guy.

I for one am not going to believe in UFOs until Donald Trump starts ranting about them.

Nah, it must have been because he wasn’t up to the intellectual demands of the job.