1994 human mutilation via UFO alien(s)

I gaurantee there is a Japanese Yaoi out there for this…

Am I too late for the probing?

No, not too late, you may proceed.
…hey!..is that your tongue!?!

What happens in Vega stays in Vega.

Kary Mullis and I were almost abducted by these aliens (they were after our pineal glands, but were distracted by the contents of my garbage can).

Please post a link to the GD thread in question.

He’d like to…but unfortunately it was abducted by aliens.

Wait, I just saw this:

Ha! I bet you smirking skeptics never even applied to Stanford, much less got accepted! Community college types, the lot of you. :mad:

and more importantly, getting a Masters in…Communications (to go with your B.A. in …English Lit)! Making you a totally reliable source for Astrophysics and Xenobiology!

Yes, you are.

:golf clap:

Regards,
Shodan

I believe he’s referring to the CEO 300x pay thread, in which he and a couple of other webertarians think they beat me up real bad.

The last time any such type got close was when I wrote “Paul Rand” as the punchline to a joke. And it wasn’t by waving their self-serving interpretation of conventional economic theory at me.

Like a 1994-style death ray?

[brag]speak for yourself[/brag]

Stays in Vega for the win!