1K Wake

Please offer your condolences as I reach the milestone of 1000 posts. The putrefying corpse is on the left, no flowers please, donations to the cirrhosis research fund. Which you’ll need. After you get through the keg of beer each stipulated in the will. No singing, no smiling, no animated conversations: just drink.

::“I am the resurrection” by the Stone Roses playing at full blast::

Ooh, good choice of tune.

well, I hit 2000 on Tuesday. can we play “Come together” by Primal Scream next? (BTW, I saw Ian Brown live last week. He absolutely rocked. His voice sounded brilliant. great live show)

No one spill the Guinness!

I don’t want to see that putrefying corpse jump out of it’s casket to scold us.

:wink:
Happy 1K Andy, here’s a Guinness or three or ten for ya!

I won’t offer anything at this time. First round is on me in a month or so, though.

Damn, and I even wrote a haiku for you! That was wasted time if you’re just going to go die and stuff.

You mean I’ve nearly caught Twisty? Yo, dude, you were going to tell us why you went all anonymous on us.

Droid, at least at YOUR party my gloomy attitude fits in. Back at mine I’m just bringing down the whole scene. I’ll take a fifth of Old Crow. No glass–I’ll just drink it neat.

please continue your celebration

Geeze and I thought my 1000th post party yesterday was depressing, have I started a new trend on the board?

Keith