Be Gentle

Earlier today I made my 1,000 post and nobody noticed :(. I think I’ll go home and sulk. I didn’t want a party, but I thought someone would have noticed ::sigh::

Keith

Noticed but ignored.
Your lot in life. Sorry, dude.

::brings out banner::
::brings out really long trumpets with ribbons streaming from them::
::mounts banner (reads “Woo-hoo! 1000 Posts!”) to balcony::
::brings out large bag of confetti::
::people are gathering around::
::brings out bare-breated babes to blow trumpets::
::with great fanfare, trumpets are blown by bare breasted babes::
Announcing Odieman’s 1000th Post!!
::throws confetti::
::people cheer::
::people go home::
::babes leave with trumpets::
::takes down banner::
::sweeps up confetti::

Better?

You asked for it, she explained it, my brain exploded!

[sup]HAPPY 1K![/sup]

YAY!

:smiley:

runs around in circles throwing confetti

Who?

Good for you. :smiley:

Odieman, I’d suggest you tell me what frequencey to hear you on (I don’t have a transmitter) and at what time except that would be silly and I’m fighting silliness tonight.

Happy M!

runs in with a hug and a smooch

Congrats, hon!

I actually noticed odie…It’s just that I thought in your country, canada, you celebrated the 1010th post… I was merely waiting to throw you a huge ass bash…one that would take at least 2 weeks to recover from and of which no memories would survive.

The problem is that nobody takes Saskatchewan seriously, except people who have lived there. We’ll show them someday!

Meanwhile, congratulations! Here’s a bottle of No. 1 Hard wheat-based whiskey I’ve been saving for some special event! Drink up and enjoy!

::pounces Odieman:: What? You didn’t think MrC was the only one who gets pounced, did you? :slight_smile: smooch Happy grand, Odie!

Yay Odie!
:smiley:

Hurrah!
How sweet!
::smooch::
To a fellow birder! Sorry I missed it, but I was at work, manning the ‘Bird ID Psychic Hotline’! You know the ones: “I have a bird in the backyard and it’s brown, what is it?”

Happy 1000+!

cough [sub]Happy 1K Odie[/sub]cough
:smiley:

I had no idea, sweetie :slight_smile: Congrats and many smooches :smiley:

You mean Odie’s a GUY?!?!?!?!?!?

:stuck_out_tongue:

Congratulations, sweetie!!! ::throws a handful of snow in the air to celebrate::

Robin