I don't care if you ...

… hate post parties.

This is my two thousandth post. I haven’t even mentioned any post milestones of my own since I hit 100.

Now, I’ve been having a shitty couple of months, so I’m taking a little time to myself to say – whoopee!

Carry on.

Jack, You fucking rule.

<strolls in, tosses confetti about with wild abandon, tweaks Jack’s cheek, strolls out>

Congrats, Jack.

Yayyyy!!!

Congratulations on your 2000th post. What are you going to do now?:slight_smile:

Hi Jack!! Happy 2000!!

Well okay, but just this once Jack, you shameless attention slut.

:: drags in huge cooler of micro-brew beer ::

Congrats!

Happy 2000, Jack. I’ve always enjoyed your posts and it is rare day when your sig fails to make me smile. :slight_smile:

Remember to keep on keepin’ on. :slight_smile:

Gosh, Jack, I think this thread is TMI and I resent how you have forced it on the board.

I’ve been wondering to what happened to the SDMBs other resident attention whore.

Congrats, Jack.

If you haven’t been able to get your point across in 1999 posts, why do you think we would pay attention now? :stuck_out_tongue:

Congrats!

Happy 2K Jack! Here’s to another 2K.

Congratulations, Jack. Here’s to another 2000. lifts bottle of rum in salute

Congrats Jack! I can’t believe you hit 2000. I could have sworn you ran out of worthwile posts about 1900 ago.:smiley:

Keep ‘em comin’.

Thank you one and all. It was my goal to hit 2000 before my SDMBirthday. I squeaked by with a month to spare.

Since I’ve actually only used about 100 posts to say anything of substance (as B.O.S. inferred), I won’t throw another post party for myself till I hit 20,000 posts. Which by my calculations should be on September 5, 2009. As opposed to handy who should hit that mark sometime next week.

Woo! Happy 2k Jack, you’re halfway to scratchie’s post count.

Hope things are looking up on the other side of 2k.

Mine’s bigger.

Sheesh, seems like only yesterday we were sharing our 1000th posts on the same day. <sniff>

My little bucko is growing up!

::sobs like a little girl::

Which cheek? and I don’t mean left or right.

Don’t take this the wrong way, but I confess I’m surprised that you “only” have 200 posts. Seems to me like I’ve seen a lot more!

Congratulations again!