100th Post! Yahoo!

I WILL NOT CELEBRATE MEANINGLESS MILESTONES
I WILL NOT CELEBRATE MEANINGLESS MILESTONES
I WILL NOT CELEBRATE MEANINGLESS MILESTONES
I WILL NOT CELEBRATE MEANINGLESS MILESTONES
I WILL NOT CELEBRATE MEANINGLESS MILESTONES
I WILL NOT CELEBRATE MEANINGLESS MILESTONES
I WILL NOT CELEBRATE MEANINGLESS MILESTONES
I WILL NOT CELEBRATE MEANINGLESS MILESTONES
I WILL NOT CELEBRATE MEANINGLESS MILESTONES

I was going to do a retrospective on all my posts, but I thought the blackboard gag from the 100th episode of The Simpsons got the message across perfectly.

Obviously celebrating a meaningless milestone,
Ryan W. Mead

Seconds before the regs tear this one to pieces.

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What? I thought Dopers constantly flaunted the number of posts they have. You know, “something-or-other Post Party?”

And the crowd goes.

Nah. “And the crowd goes – yeah, whatever …”

Good for you.

Wow…makes me wish I’d celebrated my 100th post…

Happy Hundred, Mobo85.
But I’m really just posting this to see how many posts I have. I’ve never been to a post party before; aren’t there supposed to be dancing girls or something?